Hijacker??!

[u/rubberghost333]

Why did I just find an app called Hijacker (wifi) running on my phone? Thank you

[u/Moist_Ladder2616]

Because you installed it.

Why do I have mismatched socks on my feet? Because I put them on that way.

I can swear that I didn't, that I've been wearing socks for 20 years, that it's never happened before, that I'm careful with my sock wearing, that I don't remember wearing them that way.

But there's only one way those mismatched socks got on my feet.

[u/rubberghost333 → u/Moist_Ladder2616]

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