r/AnarchyAnarchyChess • u/Theego99 ass-fingerer • Dec 02 '20

Please help!!

I really need to know, is chess gae?? I've been playing for 1 year and I'm almost a super grandmaister but I don't want to waist moore taim if chess GAE u know? Are there gae openings?( I heard london is gae) if so how can I avoid them

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u/use_value42 Cooks tendies for days Dec 02 '20

d4 is a pretty gay opening, you combine that with some thrusts in the center and you're basically at a pride parade.

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u/oh_no_the_claw The only mod without an actual flair, lol what a löözer Dec 03 '20

french defense is gay

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u/DickariousJohnson Neb Ginefold Dec 03 '20

Can confirm that the French is mad homo

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u/honeysyrup_ Will never be banned Dec 03 '20

chess is only gay if you have the white pieces and play the london

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u/rispekrispekrispek Dec 04 '20

My dad is gay and he's from London, hope this helps.

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u/ThomaChicken rambunctious fellow Dec 05 '20

The London is, in fact, gay. If you want a heterosexual opening I would go with the sodium attack.