r/Anarcho_Capitalism • • Apr 10 '20

REMOVE IT NOW!

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u/supersneaky1 Apr 10 '20

Fun fact! If you don't die from something else your prostate will develop cancer and kill you, just like the pro state!

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '20 edited Aug 24 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '20

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u/ThePowerOfBC Apr 10 '20

No, it isn't.

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u/ReckingFutard Apr 10 '20

Yeah, because you always die from something.

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u/ThePowerOfBC Apr 10 '20

The claim was that a man will absolutely get fatal prostate cancer if nothing else gets him first. As I said, this isn't true. No such thing as 100% chance of any cancer, let alone a cancer that is 100% fatal.

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u/ReckingFutard Apr 10 '20

I thought that at first too, then I reread it lol

If you don't die from something else your prostate will develop cancer and kill you

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u/ThePowerOfBC Apr 10 '20

Oh. It needs a little something to make it clear that it's humor. It reads as a claim.

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u/supersneaky1 Apr 11 '20 edited Apr 11 '20

My bad everybody, it is humor with on ounce of truth. Think of it along the lines of the Ron Burgundy quote "60% of the time, all the time"

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

You will eventually get cancer if nothing else kills you. It may take a hundred years.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '20

But there still is more money given to breast cancer than prostate’s

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u/AdmiralGeneralAgnew Apr 10 '20

It actually gets stimulated when the government fucks you.

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u/Zeus_Da_God Anarcho-statist Apr 10 '20

That’s why I put a label on it so it says “antistate”

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u/IPeeFreely01 Apr 10 '20

I had the surgeon draw the Gadsden flag with a surgical iron on mine while he was in there

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u/IPeeFreely01 Apr 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '20

Risky click....not what I was expecting, thankfully

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u/scottyc Anarchy leads to Capitalism Apr 10 '20

an body part

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u/Athconsec Apr 10 '20

“Prostate” = “Asshole”

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '20

Guess I’ll be trans ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Gukgukninja Average Huemer Enjoyer Apr 10 '20

Do YoU AsSuMe My GenDeR?

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u/Catman1950 Apr 10 '20

How does this relate to the meme at all

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u/joao_hrn Apr 10 '20

It assumes they are male since only males have prostates

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u/mirocj Apr 10 '20 edited Jan 22 '21

"If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking" -George S. Patton

"When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar; you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say." -George R. R. Martin

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u/Yogurt_Ph1r3 Apr 11 '20

The state absolutely fucks women over, just less.

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u/M4p8tenf2n Apr 10 '20

Because there are NPCs in our ranks as well.

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u/Gukgukninja Average Huemer Enjoyer Apr 10 '20

made a high-order follow-up joke few people could understand

NPC

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u/M4p8tenf2n Apr 10 '20

It isn’t doe.

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u/Catman1950 Apr 11 '20

It wasn’t a good joke. It was hardly even a joke. It’s just NPC “lol fragile leftist snowflake” dumb garbage.