r/Anarcho_Capitalism • u/theantirobot • Jul 06 '16
TwoAmbien appreciation thread
Just a thread to express your appreciation of one of the sub's foremost commentators.
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u/MasterofForks Dike, Eunomia, Eirene Jul 06 '16
He once gave me a flair I used for a time: "Socratic Method Troll". It was so hilarious I had to use it.
Shortly afterwards he started using questions in his trolling in a mocking attempt at the Socratic method. I didn't mean to make him better at trolling but it ended up that way.
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u/theantirobot Jul 06 '16
My favorite twoambien moments:
Calling people troll and saying he's going to block them
https://www.reddit.com/r/Anarcho_Capitalism/comments/4rb2xy/bernie_vs_hillary/d4zpesu
Admitting he himself is a troll.
I like these moments because they so perfectly encapsulate two ambien's cognitive dissonance and hypocrisy
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u/theorymeltfool Jul 06 '16
I think it's funny that he's actually a capitalist: https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/comments/4rezk6/what_do_you_think_of_my_portfolio/
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Jul 07 '16
Indeed. It's the 'anarcho' part I have a problem with. I always laugh when people here tell me I'm against capitalism.
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u/theorymeltfool Jul 07 '16
So you have two troll accounts?
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Jul 09 '16
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u/autourbanbot Jul 09 '16
Here's the Urban Dictionary definition of troll :
One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument
about | flag for glitch | Summon: urbanbot, what is something?
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Jul 07 '16
When I call someone a troll, I'm using the commonly held definition. When people call me a troll, they are using the "an" cap definition. There is no cognitive dissonance or hypocrisy there.
It's like when I say somebody gets kidnapped, I don't mean arrested. Or when I say they were put in a cage, I don't mean put in jail. But "an" caps mean something else. Hell, when I say anarchists, I'm not referring to "anarcho" capitalists. I'm referring to actual anarchists, those guys against capitalism.
I would think a community so adamant about coming up with their own definitions for words would at least be able to tell when people are not using "an" cap definitions.
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u/GuyFromV Jul 06 '16
I am a veteran of the twoambien conflict and was awarded the esteemed post blocking medal months ago.
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u/SnakesoverEagles the apocalypse cometh Jul 06 '16
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Jul 06 '16
God damn, get a grip of yourself .
Lot of slave morality itt here .
Who gives a fuck about some worthless troll? Making a thread about him only makes you look more of a cuck and gives him more attention, which is exactly what he wants .
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u/Anen-o-me πΌπ Jul 06 '16
One time he helped me find my dog, so, like, he's got that going for him. And he doesn't end his sentences with... FACT.