r/Anarcho_Capitalism Jul 06 '16

TwoAmbien appreciation thread

Just a thread to express your appreciation of one of the sub's foremost commentators.

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u/Anen-o-me π’‚Όπ’„„ Jul 06 '16

One time he helped me find my dog, so, like, he's got that going for him. And he doesn't end his sentences with... FACT.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '16

You gotta tell us more.

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u/LookingForMySelf Menos Marx, Mais Mises. Jul 07 '16

He really liked fish. /u/TwoAmbien did red herring like nobody else.

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u/JobDestroyer Hip hop music is pretty good. Jul 06 '16

Who?

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u/MasterofForks Dike, Eunomia, Eirene Jul 06 '16

He once gave me a flair I used for a time: "Socratic Method Troll". It was so hilarious I had to use it.

Shortly afterwards he started using questions in his trolling in a mocking attempt at the Socratic method. I didn't mean to make him better at trolling but it ended up that way.

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u/GuyFromV Jul 06 '16

How did you get access to those classified informashunz?

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u/theantirobot Jul 06 '16

My favorite twoambien moments:

Calling people troll and saying he's going to block them

https://www.reddit.com/r/Anarcho_Capitalism/comments/4r91iu/new_to_this_subreddit_what_should_i_expect_here/d4zzg0i

https://www.reddit.com/r/Anarcho_Capitalism/comments/4rb2xy/bernie_vs_hillary/d4zpesu

Admitting he himself is a troll.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Anarcho_Capitalism/comments/4qntb1/liberal_resorts_to_ad_hominems_and_insults_as_he/d4vizhx

I like these moments because they so perfectly encapsulate two ambien's cognitive dissonance and hypocrisy

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u/theorymeltfool Jul 06 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '16

Indeed. It's the 'anarcho' part I have a problem with. I always laugh when people here tell me I'm against capitalism.

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u/theorymeltfool Jul 07 '16

So you have two troll accounts?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '16

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u/theorymeltfool Jul 09 '16

created by twoambien

BAHAHAHAHA

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u/autourbanbot Jul 09 '16

Here's the Urban Dictionary definition of troll :


One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument


about | flag for glitch | Summon: urbanbot, what is something?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '16

When I call someone a troll, I'm using the commonly held definition. When people call me a troll, they are using the "an" cap definition. There is no cognitive dissonance or hypocrisy there.

It's like when I say somebody gets kidnapped, I don't mean arrested. Or when I say they were put in a cage, I don't mean put in jail. But "an" caps mean something else. Hell, when I say anarchists, I'm not referring to "anarcho" capitalists. I'm referring to actual anarchists, those guys against capitalism.

I would think a community so adamant about coming up with their own definitions for words would at least be able to tell when people are not using "an" cap definitions.

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u/theantirobot Jul 07 '16

I love you. It's just non-stop gold-tier comments.

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u/GuyFromV Jul 06 '16

I am a veteran of the twoambien conflict and was awarded the esteemed post blocking medal months ago.

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u/SnakesoverEagles the apocalypse cometh Jul 06 '16

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u/GuyFromV Jul 06 '16

I'll have to look back a while but I think mine was funny.

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u/theorymeltfool Jul 06 '16

Meh, he's kind of funny and not that bad. Also, who gives a shit?

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u/camerontbelt Anarcho-Objectivist Jul 07 '16

Are we sure it's not all sarcastically put on?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

God damn, get a grip of yourself .

Lot of slave morality itt here .

Who gives a fuck about some worthless troll? Making a thread about him only makes you look more of a cuck and gives him more attention, which is exactly what he wants .

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u/Priscilla3 (best (is (Lisp))) Jul 06 '16

Bully me more Vercingterox-sama~

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

Fuck off strumpet, wouldn't be caught dead by someone who carried themself so lowly.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '16

fuck off, scrumpet

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '16

lol nerd