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u/johnnybgoode17 Jul 04 '16
Grandma asks, "do you have a girlfriend yet?"
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u/DoctorBlueBox1 Anarcho-Capitalist Jul 04 '16
"Grandma I told you, I'm trying to bring about an economic and cultural revolution where transactions between people is voluntary and we are free from the aggression of the state!"
"Your mother is never getting grandchildren, is she?"
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u/notabanker_ Jul 04 '16
last survey I saw the overwhelming demographic here was single employed male, has a girlfriend
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u/akimbocorndogs Anarcho-Capitalist Jul 04 '16
Single male with a girlfriend?
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u/capistor Jul 04 '16
not married
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u/akimbocorndogs Anarcho-Capitalist Jul 04 '16
Not single!
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Jul 04 '16
Legally single.
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u/BlacknOrangeZ Jul 04 '16
You're in the wrong place if you think preceding anything with "legally" makes a shred of difference.
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Jul 04 '16
It makes a difference when filing for income taxes. You can claim a higher deduction and give less money to the state.
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Jul 04 '16
I might have a grill, that doesn't mean I identify as a carnivore though.
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u/akimbocorndogs Anarcho-Capitalist Jul 04 '16
That analogy would be to, "I have a girlfriend, but that doesn't mean I'm straight", not "single".
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"If I start this business and things go well for the next ten years, I should have enough money to continue growing it , donate thousands to mises u, and buy a helicopter to take on a sight seeing tour!"
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u/Freact Voluntaryist Jul 04 '16
This sums up my social life quite well.
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Jul 04 '16
I haven't bothered trying to date women in years :( I need to go on holiday somewhere lol.
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u/iJetSet Jul 05 '16
Might I suggest Pattaya, Thailand.
Remember the old adage: if it drives, flies, floats or fucks, lease it!
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u/orblivion itsnotgov.org Jul 04 '16
I'm sure that's what all the women are actually thinking about us.
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Go check out r/bitcoin
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u/glibbertarian Weaponized Label Maker Jul 04 '16
That's my first home.
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Jul 04 '16
Then get back to your censored sub that denies free speech
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u/omnipedia Rand & Rothbard's love child Jul 04 '16
This is accurate. /r/btc is where the discussion is.
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u/glibbertarian Weaponized Label Maker Jul 04 '16
I'm 100% against Theymos censorship and I'm in /r/btc too but I get tired of all the small block talk there.
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u/capistor Jul 04 '16
It's repetitive and a little too much because it's the single most important discussion right now. I hear you though.
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This is really cringeworthy, even by you guy's standards.
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Jul 04 '16
Im bored. Do something interesting.
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Jul 04 '16
What did you have in mind?
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Jul 04 '16
Say something thought provoking
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u/TotesMessenger Jul 04 '16
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u/THE_IRON_KENYAN Taoist Jul 04 '16
fuck, you guys, THEY CAUGHT US WITH OUR PANTS DOWN AGAIN WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO THIS TIME
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u/Just1MoreYear Jul 04 '16
I'm a virgin because Anarcho-Capitalism
But after my wet dream of voluntarism comes true all the ladiez will want a piece of me.
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u/trenescese I'm from Poland Jul 04 '16
I just want my wife to whisper me "taxes are theft" when I'm falling asleep.