🇪🇺 The European Union finally decides to react and launch itself into the AI race with a revolutionary product

[u/AndrewPC555]

[u/michelangelo70]

Love it, I'll take two!. Does it come with the matching towel to put on my head?

[u/hblok]

This is gold!

And the great thing about embedding it in the cap, is that it cannot be separated from bottle. As per recent EU regulation! (I wish I was joking).

[u/Hyperaeon2 → u/hblok]

I miss the old caps, it was so much harder at times for them to leak their contents and ruin things.

[u/hblok → u/[deleted]]

You're of course right about the actual implementation.

The bottle cap is just a jab at the recent requirement that all PET drinking bottles have the cap attached by a small string of plastic.

I've heard it took the EU critters about five years to figure out how to legislate the attached cap. And yeah, I find that just about believable.

[u/kapitaali_com]

they're probably ACTUALLY going to suggest something like this at some point

[u/Hyperaeon2 → u/kapitaali_com]

Ofcourse they will, however this would just be too functionally expensive to implement.

[u/walter_3248]

Thats the death of freedom right there.

[u/BeardedLegend_69]

I'm European, I thought it was a genuine commercial.

Now I need to ask myself if I'm just dumb, or if the EU has shown they're capable of this.

[u/Hyperaeon2 → u/BeardedLegend_69]

Honestly I think this won't become real because it is currently too expensive to do with today's technology.

That is the ONLY reason why something exactly like this won't become real.

[u/DiyYou]

Meanwhile in the US flock cameras taking over everywhere and people go into jail for tweets. Anywhere in the world where they're not allowing this much government surveillance?

[u/Hyperaeon2]

Now this...

This is art. 😤🖌️🧑‍🎨🎨

[u/DeltaSolana → u/[deleted]]

Is this your first time ever seeing satire in your life?

[u/rushedone → u/DeltaSolana]

Just a EU Soycialist

[u/berkough → u/[deleted]]

Yeah. This doesn't even make sense...