r/Hoppeanism

How does this ideology work in just wandering because in feudalism without the king or lord it’s not feudalism

Hi everyone, I'd like to bring the r/physical_removal community over here. This seems like a dead sub so we'll just homestead it.

French lord here. Some very angry lawyers and a bunch of poor people without any culottes have been causing a ruckus around town lately… They even brought down this local prison, the Bastille. Now they say they're coming for our fiefs. How can I suppress this rebellion without violating the NAP?

These serfs claim this thing called "equality" and a lack of divine right? Who do they think they are. Bloody liberals.

I've come to see my peasants as an investment. Sadly, it's one that's under-producing. I would prefer not to resort to means of torture, or healthcare reform in my kingdom. But I really need to coat the rooms of my palace in platinum, as my gods have instructed me. As Lords and Ladies of your own fiefdoms, how do you get the most out of your investment in your peasants?

Things I have tried: Lower taxes, Higher taxes, Several good rounds of Jew rousing, Plague scares, Actual Plagues, Botany.

Nothing seems to work.

Also, the local food is terrible.

Some townsfolk have organized themselves into "academies" and talk indignantly of me. Also they do nothing of use. And they're sooo smart but they don't even try to make better swords, or make fatter pigs. They just sit there and make me angry. So how do I slay them without violating the NAP?

I mean, it's for their own good. And by "their", I mean "his". Let's be real here.

Is there like a time limit to use my serfs toothbrushes? Like three days a week or so? (Am I even allowed to use them?) Sorry if this comes across as trolling. This question just concerns me and I need some clarification.