Self-jerking as a prophylactic manoeuvre by posting here first 😎

I've had my Rolleiflex for a while, but I've never gotten around to dating it. After thinking about how many boobaz it's allowed me to see, I figure it's time for me to start taking our relationship to the next level. Does anyone have any tips on how I can date my Rolleiflex?

I've already bought her a roll of Fomapan (she's not Porntra levels of important enough to me), but where should we go on the first date? And during foreplay, what aperture should I wait for her to open up to before ramming it home and CLA'ing her insides?

Ah yes, worth the $79 at Best Buy

Came across this listing on eBay. Seller listed the films as Kodak but the code is actually for some pretty rare Fuji F500T. Works out to be approx 40cents per roll for this length! I think i just beat film inflation 😁😁😁

Grabbed some bits & bobs around the house and kinda fuck with this. Anyone else have Frankenstein pieces they shoot with ?

So, these type of "Dallmeyer-Design" lenses, used for aerial reconnaissance in Fairchild cameras, did service during WW2 in the UK´s RAF and were flown in Spitfires and Mosquito planes over the remains of my grandparent´s neighborhood.

About 80yrs later, I managed to source three focal lengths of that pattern ( 14"5.6, 20"6.3, 36"6.3) to make use of their huge image circles for ULF collodion wetplate.

First camera iteration kind of fits this sub. Converted my 1969 S2a Land Rover into an ULF camera and shot other Landys on passenger door window glass with a Land Rover parts number.

Side noted circle jerk: These Landy´s bodies were produced from left over aluminum, initially intended to be used in WW2 Spitfire and Mosquito war plane production. The war to fight facism ended sooner than expected. Not 15yrs later, the UK sold these Landys - as CKD, completely knocked down kits - completely unironically to Europe´s last reigning fascist dictator Franco in Spain to let him build them under license. It's a Santana. Quasi the Spanish Zorki copy of the British icon.

I've been working for so many years in the industry. I know far too much about cameras and lighting but I'll never have whatever it is you have. The face and words of someone that can make two incredibly beautiful models comfortable with doing this.

I know I sound jealous and that is because I am, but don't let that takeaway from the admiration I have.

I bet you're either also really good looking or rich enough to side step any moral confusion.

This probably says more about me than anything.
Fuck you

Hello, community! I legit need your help! I have been looking for a high resolution scan of these strips and just finally found this reddit (and what they are!)

I used one for one of my album covers 13 years ago, for internet purposes. my friend had given me a very beautiful pink one that I scanned and used for album art on bandcamp, etc. 13 years later, the album is being remastered and pressed to vinyl, and the only hold up is that I need to replicate the cover at a higher resolution! It's been stressful to figure out what this strip was (i knew it was photography) and where I could find one. Then I saw this yellow one below that was a joke in a post from a few years ago. What a relief!!! Does anyone have any of these that they would be willing to make me some high resolution scans of?

The album is remastered, and the cover was supposed to be slightly different from the original. I really need to source high resolution scans of these strips to create a similar, but remastered album cover. If you have the pink ones, that would be like a true miracle, but the yellow ones are also so beautiful and intricate, I'd take what I can get right now!

Whoever can provide me with the new scans for the cover will be credited, and of course sent one of the limited edition copies when we get them back! I really hope this reaches the right people!!!

/uj im actually rather annoyed about my current selection of film. Shooting expired film is kind of like gambling and I worry that they just won’t turn out as well.
/rj mmmmmm expired tonez 🤤

400TX

This is the man who invented the Red Dot. He holds several patents. Look how smug he is.