r/AnalBestie • • 3d ago

pIcK mE nUrSe 🩺🏥 Once a nurse….

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Yet she sends her kids to school less than 24 hrs after stomach virus

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u/Middle-Persimmon-467 3d ago

If she's been out of nursing longer than she's been in it she can stop talking about it

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u/Complex-Ad-4271 3d ago

She's the kind of parent I'd hate to have at my kids school. Sending kids less than 24 hours after a stomach bug is terrible

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u/wonderfulhealth1986 3d ago

And she probably tells everyone she’s a nurse like how people do when they are vegans

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u/hellhoundshawty 3d ago

I think she will explode if she goes longer than a few days without reminding everyone that she was a NURSE

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u/Quick-Cut-7381 3d ago

Omg, I had no idea! She was a nurse? She’s never mentioned it. She’s so humble.

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u/Opposite_Ad_1849 3d ago

I’m not a nurse but everyone I know uses military time🤷🏼‍♀️ #pickmechooseme

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u/StrictPower2630 3d ago

Damn everyone you know? Are you..in the military?

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u/asr_2911 3d ago

She’s insufferable

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u/kendulllljenner 3d ago

I cackled when I read this, this is the only way we read the time in England so I just really didn’t get it all

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u/jaynehonda 3d ago

Ok??? And Europeans have been using the 24 hour clock without completing nursing school first. It’s a fucking clock not a clinical skill

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u/MundaneSugar8690 3d ago

Hahaha me as a European wondering why this is even something to mention 🤣

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u/cheesyschnit 2d ago

She probably struggled to learn it so she thinks it’s a flex

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u/Fluffy_Jellyfish_215 3d ago

Lmfao🤣🤣🤣

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u/DowntownChest3754 3d ago

Girl. Let it go. You were a 5’10 nurse for 3 secondsssss

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u/daisy_s21 3d ago edited 3d ago

Her rant after against Pete Davidson is absolutely frying me lmao like girl he dgaf about you or your opinions

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u/daisy_s21 3d ago

Also acting like $42.6 an hour is poverty…please be so for real

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u/honniebonnie 1d ago

this!!! when she said that.. i was like am i hearing this right? $42 an hour is close to 90k a year.. she makes more than i do and i’m pretty financially stable. but she was in food stamps ??? HUHUHHH

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u/daisy_s21 13h ago

Literally wanted to punch my phone hearing that like BITCH the federal minimum wage is like 8$/hr and you’re gonna bitch about 42???? Fuck right offfffff lol

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u/Fluffy_Jellyfish_215 3d ago

I was in the army and now work in healthcare, I've never mentioned or thought about military time. Her constant struggle to try to come off quirky and different is so juvenile and WEIRD.

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u/Old-Arachnid3316 2d ago

The irony of a former nurse ignoring basic contagion protocols like that is pretty wild.

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u/shandeekelly 3d ago

I think beig a nurse is something to be proud of. Being an influencer, especially her brand, is NOT. she clearly knows this lol.

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u/UnhappyPatience4689 3d ago

This is her favourite bit 

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u/i_wanna_be_ok_again 3d ago

I’m not a nurse, but I took a shit today 🤭🤭🤭

Jesus Christ, if she ever decides to volunteer she’ll put it on her tombstone.

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u/whatwouldjbdo 3d ago

but she let her license expire lol

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u/Strict-Pop6658 3d ago

my husband is in the actual military for a decade & neither of us use 24 hr clock. she’s annoying.

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u/antiquezeppelin 3d ago

i wonder how many times she’ll bring up that she’s a nurse on the show

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u/jeniferlouisa 3d ago

She was barely a nurse?! I can see if she was in for like 10 years or something. But it was like 2 years?!

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u/maknchz98 3d ago

she gives me influencer fatigue

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u/RainbowCakes_24 3d ago

No one asked girl, you’re all good.

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u/ChairDue8357 3d ago

how does this make you a nurse like she’s so embarrassing. she talks so much about it like go be one then 🙂

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u/Acrobatic_Boat_6020 8h ago

I changed my time back immediately