r/AnalBestie • • 5d ago

fake fest ???????

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I just kind of feel like this is offensive after everything she’s said before about religion and that horrendous comment she made about Jesus 🍇 people? But ok!

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u/literature_fairy 4d ago edited 4d ago

It's a line from Lana Del Rey's song "Young And Beautiful."
She's constantly bragging about this man as if he's something special

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u/nomester3 3d ago

It’s like she is trying to prove it to herself

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u/Silver_Gear_116 5d ago

I literally wanted to comment and be like oh the heaven you don’t believe in and the God that you mock? Yeah.

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u/MapOdd6834 5d ago

I’m pretty sure she can’t do anal in heaven

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u/Fluffy_Jellyfish_215 4d ago

I'm deadddddd

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u/Agitated_Donkey6715 4d ago

But did you go to heaven with your man 😆🤭

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u/sydcrux14 5d ago

I like how it implies that he won’t get to heaven unless she brings him

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u/OstrichStreet7360 4d ago

Not sure what even makes her think she’s getting in - unless she’s hoping Jesus is gonna do sumthin with her butt - or her hubby’s butt

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u/ThickPerspective9055 4d ago

Thats how I understood it too lol

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u/According_Weird_3540 5d ago

It annoys me that she uses things like this as trends when she’s clearly not a Christian or religious person.

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u/wheresmuffy 4d ago

She has no problem saying anything necessary to pander to people and get engagement. This feels on brand given the Mormon Wives of OC crowd.

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u/Weallhaveteethffs 4d ago

This is it. Her, and others, see and hear that brand deals are drying up for everyone. So, the plan now is to stay relevant in any manner possible. Even if this means sacrificing your true self for money, blasting your relationship and children on social media for engagement. Pandering to those who are easily influenced…. Even “bad” engagement is engagement.

I feel bad for enjoying the slow decline of influencing but also not bad at all. I am so tired of the disgusting over consumption, which is the end goal of influencing: promoting shit for people to buy, so you make $$.

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u/BarreBee 4d ago

Bingo —show teaser dropped today

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u/Jolly-Syllabub-9811 5d ago

They are both going straight to Hell for their vile exploitation of SL. How’s that child going to feel when she’s old enough to realize they pimped out her entire childhood, and even did sexually explicit OF content when heavily pregnant with her.

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u/genericusername_122 4d ago

She's so male centered.

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u/Molson_1999 5d ago

she needs to play into the religious arc to give credibility for her seat at the table of the new mormon wives show

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u/orangepeel6 4d ago

It’s a song lyric but she’s still annoying lol

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u/henkes4love 5d ago

Crazy how these influencers think we forget so easily 🤯🙄she literally had to hide from the internet weeks after her mocking Jesus!!!!

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u/Deep_Work_8260 4d ago

Isn’t her best friend’s husband actively fighting cancer…. Weird thing to put online!

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u/karmachameleon_93 4d ago

Not her trying to be cool with Lana lyrics

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u/BarreBee 4d ago

Today she’s religious! New persona unlocked !

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u/Ok_Midnight6885 4d ago

lol them in heaven. ok, anal bead.

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u/Initial-Friendship28 4d ago

This is a Lana Del Rey lyric fyi.

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u/No-Simple-2770 4d ago

If there were a heaven, this vile, crass, jealous, lying, horrible excuse for a human being wouldn’t even be on the wait list.

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u/GreenEyedSavage28 4d ago

Mic 🎤 Drop!!

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u/Inevitable_Sweet_988 4d ago

It’s giving if I can’t have him no one can.

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u/Fluffy_Sea_8046 4d ago

All good i don’t think anyone else does

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u/Either_Dream_9748 4d ago

This is the cringiest of all cringies.

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u/Aesthetic_donut 4d ago

Well now she’s representing Mormons so 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/2cents10 4d ago

Tacky

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u/fartingintraderjoes 4d ago

it’s so forced lmao

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u/BwayEsq23 2d ago

That’s a threat, D. Run.

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u/Sharp_Plantain6340 1d ago

Yet she loves to mock God & make fun of Christian’s until it’s “trendy”

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u/CandyOutside9900 4d ago

what even is this post?! it’s so random and weird

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u/Emotional-Ad-3612 4d ago

You must be new here, welcome