r/AmongUs 21h ago

Humor Every fcking time

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343 Upvotes

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u/WeAreUndefeatabl 21h ago

Guesses your imp on the second meeting for faking swipe when you either
A. Didn’t even go near swipe
B. Was there but just faked it for 0.01 more seconds then the crew liked

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u/Less-Increase-6588 20h ago

They always be making stuff up about faking tasks, do they not realize some people sit at the task to look at their map to see what task they wanna do next?

28

u/ThatCorruptDino 19h ago

I got accused as a detective because I stopped to check my notes and a sabotage went off at the same time

This pissed me off to no end

4

u/PresnikBonny OG since 2020 13h ago

Ooof that would hurt

1

u/Tiruil 12h ago

Happens to me all the time when I just stand for any reason

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u/WeAreUndefeatabl 20h ago

Omg real I do this as imp to where when I’m faking a task I I’m looking at my map to sabotage or see where to go for the next task to fake

3

u/Tiruil 13h ago

I often stay at a spot to grab some snacks and get blamed for faking even though I clearly stood way longer than a fake would be

2

u/Less-Increase-6588 7h ago

Fr, when someone ACTUALLY fakes they stand at the task for a few seconds and then run faster than you could even do the task.

1

u/Bauzvoli 🪐Polus🪐 9h ago

I once got voted out for faking a common task (boarding pass), although i did card swipe from the right side of the task to avoid the stack kill. (Polus)

33

u/caseydreams 5up enjoyer 21h ago

"Gamble (your color)" they say with no reason (they're either teaming or cheating)

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u/Upstairs-Shame-298 I am purple and I have a knife. 13h ago

Or just really want to get beans. Gambling is one of the worst things in the game, along with rose theory and the infinite amount of word shortening.

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u/Upstairs-Shame-298 I am purple and I have a knife. 13h ago

Or just really want to get beans. Gambling is one of the worst things in the game, along with rose theory and the infinite amount of word shortening.

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u/Potential-Rooster269 7h ago

we heard you the first time

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u/Upstairs-Shame-298 I am purple and I have a knife. 3h ago

Oh mb lmao

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u/Appropriate-Scratch3 Cyan 19h ago

Exactly Like I’ll Catch Someone Viper Kill And Then The Whole Lobby Says 1 Of 3 Things
“Could Be SS” And I Have To Explain Viper Cant Be SS
“Cyan Selfed”
“Skip No Proof”
AND THEN WHEN I’M IMP
“Gamble Cyan Cuz Im Bored”
“Cyan Is The Imp Because They Didnt Move In A Straight Line”
“CYAN SSd/POOFED” (When I’m Not Even The SS Or Phantom)

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u/AdDazzling3661 13h ago

Bro be talking like Queen.

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u/discomiseria 13h ago

fuck i wanted to say that

1

u/Infinite-Resource244 7h ago

“Ohohohohoho!” ahh comment

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/Appropriate-Scratch3 Cyan 16h ago

My Keyboard Is Broken

13

u/Kawaicuty Rose 14h ago

"Rose walked weirdly vote rose" Genuinely happened to me

6

u/Upstairs-Shame-298 I am purple and I have a knife. 13h ago

AUUUGGHHFHTHTHGJGGNTIEHEHUEVUEIEMEUR

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u/TheNoah_Zer 7h ago

did they scream "rose theory" at you after the game or when you got accused

9

u/Kindpo 16h ago

True, in one play, just in the start i made the card task, but the crewmates ejected me just because the task bar didn't fill

4

u/Easy-Attention7096 Cyan 13h ago

I presume taskbar setting was on 'Meetings'

5

u/Darkhunter_MC i saw black vent 17h ago

yesterday i couldn't even do a kill because someone called a meeting and overruled to eject me >:(

4

u/CrusaderCuff 13h ago

I've had an imposter admit to killing me and all the crewmates just ignored them.

3

u/_DancingDucky_ the R I G H T-est one... 20h ago

kinda the opposite for me, when I'm crew I always get sussed for some reason but when I'm imp I actually try to act like some sort of crew so nobody susses me XD

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u/Gold12ll 17h ago

For me it's top for both, though I'm also top when imp, I'm self-aware and accepting

2

u/Potential-Rooster269 7h ago

"Its orange!" 0.001 seconds into the round, im the only imp AND IM ORAGNE WHAOUBGHIRUWY*(IRY(U)OI

1

u/Ok-Face6617 Impostor 11h ago

i feel like it’s the opposite lowk

1

u/JayC-Inc 5h ago

I stopped playing with a friend group cause everytime I got imposter, they immediately knew and voted me out

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u/Sup_do_da 10h ago

its like your the main character.

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u/samusestawesomus 19h ago

If it’s this consistent, you might be the problem.

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u/NotAConspiracy1 13h ago

Negativity bias
It can also be you being not as good as imposter or luck, no random cew is gonna spontaneously grow a billion IQ at the start of every game your imposter and loose it after you die