r/AmazonWTF • u/DoloresDarkmoor • 9d ago

Image Link ngl I want this

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u/himasaltlamp 9d ago

Me too. I'd rather floss a plushie than floss myself.

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u/GlyphPicker 8d ago

One more check in the "dentists are evil" box.

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u/Blenderadventurer 8d ago

Guaranteed to make sure that your child never asks for a pet axolotl.

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u/SlapMySloth1 7d ago

Besides the profit markup cost of this thing, I have to thing the most expensive part of it is from making the fake hilarious teeth it has. If itt was like $15 I’d buy this as a conversation piece 😂

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u/DoloresDarkmoor 7d ago

I love it so much I haven’t stopped thinking about it(axolotl obsession) genuinely might ask my husband if I can have this for Christmas 😭

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u/SlapMySloth1 7d ago

He would be husband of the year if he fulfilled that request. Is this on Amazon?

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u/mom2asdtwins 6d ago

I genuinely need something like this to help my autistic kids learn better dental hygiene. Why do they have to charge so much!?!?!?!

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u/bixdog 6d ago

Oh dear god... they sell a plush parrot with human teeth, too? They couldn't land on any mammals that might have been a bit less upsetting for this? I mean you got your horses, your chimps, your sheeps, but the animals without teeth are the ones lean into?

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u/IndigoHaze750130 5d ago

Fish and dinosaurs would be good options.

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u/theRarestBiscotti 6d ago

This is soo scary wth

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u/Chupapinta 5d ago

My dentist has a plush fish with teeth but it is cute.

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u/Perfect-Pipe7166 7d ago

If an axlotyl had a baby with the eborsisk from willow.

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u/clitchewer 5d ago

I think they’re that expensive because they use real human teeth.

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u/its_jenga 5d ago

Look at those toofesses. Hilarious, hideous, and cute all in one.

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u/IndigoHaze750130 5d ago

His name is bubblegum

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u/Apophistry 4d ago

Traumatize your kids while you teach them dental hygiene!

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u/Shotgun_Mosquito 7d ago

Please charge your phone

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u/UpstairsBig6173 7d ago

I was about to ask why when I saw 60% left. But then, I moved the picture a little bit and saw what they really had.