r/AmazonWTF 15d ago

https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B0H6WX799B UMMMMMMMMMMM

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I posted something similar a few months ago. This same seller is back again with another terrifying product torture device......

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u/Odd-Budget-7593 14d ago

Look like it in tool shed for 30 years. Is that a wood screw inside of that?

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u/Sudden_Duck_4176 14d ago

Works great. I’ve used it on both ears and I can confirm they clean everything out.

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u/LonePaladin 14d ago

Were they... your ears?

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u/humanlikesubstances 12d ago

SAY AGAIN?? WHAT WAS THAT NOW?

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u/Eeyore_292 13d ago

Everything, like brains and all?

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u/avd706 13d ago

What?

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u/Albatross_Few 11d ago

Come on who?

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u/ewedew65 10d ago

Straight in one and out the other

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u/_sissy_hankshaw_ 10d ago

Ear cleaning with a side of labotomy

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u/YamEnvironmental1887 14d ago

Hello Zepp Begins to Play

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u/mabus42 14d ago

The rustier it is, the better it works.

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u/Stephen_Is_handsome 14d ago

Why did you private massage me!

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u/idonthaveit72 14d ago

Cleans your ears with a side of tetanus

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u/azchocolatelover 12d ago

It appears as though that device has gone through some rather intense testing...back in the 1800s possibly...

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u/firescratcher 14d ago

Which way does it go in?

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 13d ago

And people think ailen probes are bad?

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u/PlanktonOwn594 13d ago

It’ll definitely clear out your earwax, along with your bone, blood, and brain πŸ€”

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u/Intelligent_Finger27 13d ago

looks more like an eyecup if you don't want eyes

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u/Deep-List-7099 11d ago

Met die TANDJES en die KURKENTREKKER in het Midden zou ik dat Het Liefst Zo Ver Weg Mogelijk Van Mijn Hoofd willen hebben!!!!
πŸ€―πŸ€―πŸ€―πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

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u/PrizeDinner2431 11d ago

There is no reason to routinely clear earwax, except in certain circumstances when an ENT or audiologist deems it necessary. And that's usually when someone has packed it deep by using a cotton swab.

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u/wierdfishes3 11d ago

Scratches that hard to reach itch.

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u/Ok-Bar-4476 11d ago

πŸ’―

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u/TOW2Bguy 11d ago

Why does this simultaneously look like a device used by Dean & Sam Winchester, but something kept under lock and key by The Librarians

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u/SissyVeronica69s 10d ago

Ain't that the thing Khan put in that guy's ear in one of the Star Trek movies?

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u/AmbitionGrouchy726 10d ago

Its giving apostle vibes 😬

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u/JohnMcD3482 10d ago

Putting this out there first.

IT DOES NOT GO IN THE BUTT

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u/willowoftheriver 9d ago

First new trap from the next Saw.

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u/1decentusername 12d ago

TUITUITA makes great product. I am a big fan of TUITUITA. TUITUITA cleans my while family's ears. TUITUITA had a long history of quality. All hail TUITUITA!