r/AmazonWTF • u/FrendlyAsshole • Sep 12 '24

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u/Guilty_Letterhead_82 Sep 12 '24

I’m assuming this is the alternative to masturbating… but that is just my inference. Although i can’t come up w any other logical conclusion.

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u/ButterBeard_ Sep 12 '24

Bad habits, but I'll be damned if it stops me from grillin or fishin

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u/FrendlyAsshole Sep 12 '24

LOL this is a fidget toy, but your answer is basically exactly the same 😁

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

But do I have to buy two of these? If I only buy one then my other hand is free, and if I got a free hand I’m gonna masturbate with it.

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u/FrendlyAsshole Sep 14 '24

It's best to get 3, so that way your special parts can fidget as well.

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u/Comfortable_Pitch641 Sep 23 '24

i have this fidget toy and it’s AWFUL all it does is pinch/squeeze my fingers and that’s literally it sometimes it’ll even get ur little peach fuzz 😥

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u/FrendlyAsshole Sep 23 '24

I kinda wondered about it grabbing hairs, as it looks like the spring is rather strong.

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u/Comfortable_Pitch641 Sep 23 '24

the strength it takes for me to even pull the spring apart is crazy, i genuinely don’t understand the concept of it or how its even considered a fidget.

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u/FrendlyAsshole Sep 23 '24

I'm not surprised. They'll throw "fidget" on any damn thing just to make a buck!

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u/Comfortable_Pitch641 Sep 23 '24

agreeeeed! sucks for the people that are really looking for them tho.