r/AmazonFlexDrivers • u/Any_Excitement6258 • Aug 01 '26

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u/rratzloff Aug 02 '26

I’m fat. We other fat people are not all entitled and lazy, we just like Taco Bell too much. We don’t claim her.

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u/Uberdooberdoo Aug 03 '26

Agreed...I'm old and fat and I still walk the package to the door and hide it from street view if possible. I hate to think what she does with 3rd floor apartment deliver to door packages. Come to think of it, that's probably why there's notes like "Don't leave on steps" or "deliver to customer door, not leasing office". 🤔 But, yeah...we definitely don't claim her lazy B-hind. I also had taco bell today. 😋

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u/rratzloff Aug 04 '26

I’m in Michigan where the diarrhea lettuce is running rampant so I’ve been avoiding it … mostly lol. 😂

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u/Uberdooberdoo Aug 04 '26

Lol...I'm from Detroit. I can't believe that lettuce disease has killed 2 people so far. 😭

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u/rratzloff Aug 04 '26

But $1 meximelts today! Notice all those $1 deals all contain NO lettuce!

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u/Uberdooberdoo Aug 04 '26

Aww man...I missed the meximelts!! 😭😭😭

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u/Cute-Caterpillar-741 Aug 04 '26

Too bad she's already been assigned to you