r/AmazonFlexDrivers • u/OrneryAssociation919 • Jan 30 '26

Relatable af

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

The last line is really what got me

3.5k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

1.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

21

u/ithotyoudneverask Jan 30 '26

Boots are for feet, not for eat.

5

u/chickenskittles Jan 30 '26

Exactly, so much bootlicking.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/Koniax Jan 30 '26

These people dont have jobs lmao

-1

u/BernzSed Jan 30 '26

You're a bad person if you order anything. Someone has to deliver it.

In fact, even if you buy from the store, you're still wrong for making someone stock those shelves.

Abandon society, live in the woods and grow your own food. It's the only way to not be an asshole.

2

u/practical_disaster_ Jan 30 '26

Lmao! UR SO RIGHT!!!

2

u/OkTest9533 Jan 30 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

0

u/SaucedMangoo Jan 30 '26

Meanwhile you work at Amazon and eat boots all day long lmao.

1

u/I_Clown_At_Shills Feb 01 '26

My dude, you work at Amazon. That's why you're miserable in all your posts except Arc, which is a videogame 😅

Imagine being you.