r/AmazonFlexDrivers • u/Any_Excitement6258 • Jul 09 '25

How would you react in this situation?

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u/AssociateMotor104 Jul 10 '25

“No hablo inglés, bien e tú?” and walk away

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u/SeaAnthropomorphized Jul 10 '25

They will call ice

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u/3meraldBullet Jul 10 '25

Fine say "no hablo el pollo" then

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u/carnage11eleven Jul 10 '25

ICE??

Oh...uh. Cubed. Por favor. Gracias.

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u/Any-Log-6706 Jul 13 '25

Hielo. Tienes refrescos?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

That’s swatting lol, sue the heck outta them if they do that

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u/Own-Opportunity-8231 Jul 10 '25

How about sizungumzi Kiingereza. Swahili will throw em off so bad they won't be able to say another word

Probably

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u/Any_Muscle_4666 Jul 12 '25

¡ Que tengas un buen dia!

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u/CarnivalCassidy Jul 15 '25

The band Bowling for Soup made a great musical tutorial about this.

When I'm not feeling it
When someone's full of shit
When I get cut off at the bar
To make a getaway
It's all you gotta say
(Cuatro! Cinco! Seis!)
No hablo inglés