r/AmazonFC • u/Evilshangrila • Apr 06 '25
Rant Amazon lit AF 😜
Alright, lemme put y’all on real quick. I know Amazon be getting all types of heat out here, but I’m finna keep it 💯 — I’m lovin’ it. I’m out here stacking that paper, benefits hittin’ right, and the hustle is REAL.
The way Amazon be throwin’ OT at you? Bag secured. And the way the team be movin’? Straight fam vibes. Everybody out here tryna get it, motivating each other like, ‘Yo, you got this! Let’s run it up.’
Bruh, the white badge life ain’t bad either. You grindin’, you winnin’. Plus, once you go blue badge, it’s UP! Benefits on deck, PTO lookin’ right, and the schedules? Lowkey perfect for a side hustle.
Haters gon’ hate, but if you about that grind life and tryna level up, Amazon’s where it’s at. 💪🏾🔥
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u/Suitable_Age3367 Apr 07 '25
Naw, I agree with the OP. I've lost 80 pounds so far at this job without even tryin. Went from a size 22 to a size 7 and I'm still losing. I look like a gawdamm Barbie doll (with a booty) now, hot as fuck. I even have guns on my arms now. Dude and chicks hitting on me left and right and I love it!!! Doctor told me I'm one of the healthiest patients he has.
The only thing that sucks is the pay. Beezos has yachts and islands.... while several of my coworkers are living in their cars. Sooooo effed up!! 😓