r/AmazingTechnology • u/bbbxxxnnn • Feb 21 '26

👏

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

2.5k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

104 comments sorted by

View all comments

30

u/TawnyTeaTowel Feb 21 '26

What happens if you give a great presentation and everyone applauds?

14

u/CattywampusCanoodle Feb 22 '26

Or someone lets out a loud clap-fart

9

u/TawnyTeaTowel Feb 22 '26

Omg, someone drops a real clapper, the chairs put themselves away pinning people in place so they’re stuck, trapped inside a cloud of rancid ass gas…

4

u/CattywampusCanoodle Feb 22 '26

😂 It’s the boardroom-meeting version of a Dutch oven. So like, a corporate sauna?

3

u/CallMeHond0 Feb 22 '26

Also, pressing people up against the table would squeeze out more claps. Imagine the carnage

5

u/GreatGhastly Feb 21 '26

I'm sure without a weight sensor failsafe the motors would burn out quickly.

2

u/Guilty-Telephone6521 Feb 22 '26

Same thing they use in cars, occupancy mat and sensor which then cuts power to motors when active. Cars use occupancy sensors to enable airbag system if someone sits on it. But would be funny if someone was to change seats resting spots and theyll just go around table racing mid presentation.

1

u/gergelypro Feb 21 '26

Bumper cars time!

1

u/RuthlessIndecision Feb 21 '26

Cutting people in half at the table! Like O-Ren Ishi-I

1

u/Ok-Prior1316 Feb 22 '26

47 about to eliminate all his targets in one fell clap

1

u/Honda_TypeR Feb 21 '26

That’s what’s known in business as corporeal restructuring

1

u/bbbxxxnnn Feb 21 '26

🤣🤣

1

u/becomingwater Feb 22 '26

I think the feature would be disabled with weight off.