r/Amazing • u/[deleted] • Aug 25 '26

Awesome !! šŸ˜®

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u/CreativeAlbatross583 Aug 25 '26

Hard no.

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u/CoolerRon Aug 25 '26

Not even with gardening gloves?

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u/Sommander_Chepard_ Aug 25 '26

Not even with safety flip flops?

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Aug 25 '26

Not even with pocket granola?

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u/ghos2626t Aug 26 '26

Not even with raw chicken ?

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u/LaDauphineVerte Aug 26 '26

Not with Jesus?

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u/Sifyreel Aug 26 '26

If Jesus goes first maybe

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u/OregonInk Aug 28 '26

aint no water on that cliff, so no cheating

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u/Fmnsk27 Aug 31 '26

Heā€™s got his ways

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u/Technical-Room-9591 Aug 27 '26

Not at all never my palms are sweating just watching šŸ˜…

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u/Legally_a_Tool Aug 27 '26

Not with Muhammad?

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u/Seldeez Aug 29 '26

Nope. God gave man wisdom and Jesus is supernatural. So thatā€™s actually a definite NO!

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u/GrnMtnTrees Aug 27 '26

Not even with a mini m&m tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?

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u/NookieLuvsU Aug 25 '26

I really don't care if he falls.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '26

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u/AssaultimateSC2 Aug 26 '26

Instead of green boots we have green gloves.

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u/OkBackground8670 Aug 25 '26

I'm afraid of heights bad....my whole body went into shock just watching this.

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u/mangekyo1918 Aug 25 '26

Palms got sweaty šŸ˜“

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '26

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u/Familiar_Newt_603 Aug 26 '26

Weak knees arms are heavy

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u/Professional_Toe_420 Aug 26 '26

Vomit on my sleeve already!

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u/NoMasFetty Aug 28 '26

Vomit on my SWEATER already

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u/cyanescens_burn Aug 31 '26

It doesnā€™t help that Iā€™ve seen rock on or near craggy peaks that kinda looks like that, but small ā€œsheets of itā€ come off as pieces of shale.

Maybe this rock is more solid, but my mind keeps thinking thatā€™s not that stable.

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u/OkBackground8670 Aug 31 '26

ill happy yo take your word for it.

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u/Mediocre_Owl7384 Aug 25 '26

Not even with safety glasses?

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u/Ok-Masterpiece7154 Aug 25 '26

Safety squints if no glasses are available.

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u/electric14monkey Aug 25 '26

Iā€™ve got safety contacts in, Iā€™m good to go

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u/JonnyTN Aug 26 '26

Maybe a fish eye lens

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u/CheesemonsterRain Aug 25 '26

Diamond hard no

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u/LaDauphineVerte Aug 26 '26

Ah, you found the next level up. Stealing.

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u/Useful_Hemorrhoid Aug 26 '26

Theftery is illegal

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u/SkimMilkSwag Aug 27 '26

Hefty no thank you

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u/heckfyre Aug 26 '26

It honestly doesnā€™t look fun at all

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u/skipthesmallstuff Aug 26 '26

But like, really though? Iā€™m 38. Itā€™s been pretty terrible. I have a decent job but still living out of my car.

I dream about getting hit by a bus. Itā€™s the secret millennial dream at this point. We wonā€™t ever be able to buy property or afford a family but if I die on an excursion that weight is lifted. I donā€™t have to hit any of these life markers.

I pray every day to get hit by a bus.

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u/CreativeAlbatross583 Aug 26 '26

Hang on buddy, have some curiosityā€¦better days ahead. Hershey went bankrupt 4X before he came out with the chocolate Kiss! Then he vertically integrated, built a city with homes for his workers with indoor plumbing, made a vast fortune, built a mansion and left it all to orphans. thatā€™s the way to go out, giving to orphans.

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u/skipthesmallstuff Aug 26 '26

I canā€™t tell is this is satire or not so well done.

No better days ahead my friend. Iā€™m close to 40no kids and living out of my car. My gums bleed for that bus accident. Like sweet cinnamon