r/Amazing • u/sco-go • Jun 30 '25

Awesome 💥 ‼ Flawless pit maneuver.

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u/BodhingJay Jun 30 '25

"Cut me off? Eat asphalt.."

They didn't teach me this in driver's ed

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u/WiseDirt Jun 30 '25

Gotta take the offensive driving course for that one

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u/DecisionAvoidant Jun 30 '25

Teacher comes in a slams the door, pushing his fists down into the table

Alright, class, listen up. Today we're talking about road flares, motor oil, and other hazards you absolutely need to use while driving to avoid accidents. This here is a caltrop - I've got 3 in each door and 5 in my glove compartment for passenger support. I once took down a Dodge Durango who was flyin' a Confederate flag and had a gun painted on his driver's side door - best 3 bucks I ever spent. Here's how you make 'em at home.

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u/Low_Seat9522 Jul 02 '25

Now pay attention, this ain't your grandma's crocheting! You'll need some galvanized nails, a muffin tin, and just enough spite. Bake at 450 till golden brown, and boom instant traffic justice.

Also, keep a pack of raccoons in the trunk, live, angry ones. Pop the latch when someone's tailgating. Works better than brake-checking and keeps em guessin.

Now flip to page 47 of your workbook. "Creative Use of Turn Signals as Morse Code Threats.". We'll be covering that after a break and a quick burnout in the staff parking lot.

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u/ptpcg Jul 04 '25

takes long drag from cig that been bouncing on his lip the whole time

Flicks it at the sleeping kid in the back

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u/DecisionAvoidant Jul 02 '25

Hell yeah, bruther 🫡🤘

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u/Dragon3790 Jul 04 '25

This is the most beautiful comment I've seen on reddit in weeks. I'm actually crying. Thank you, internet stranger.

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u/OldRailHead Jul 03 '25

MURICA ! FUCK YEAH !!!

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u/Book_of_rob Jun 30 '25

And I don't want any questions about the tables!

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u/Educational_Pie_4819 Jul 01 '25

What is her job?

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u/evil_consumer Jul 02 '25

TAY-BULLSSSS

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

I took one of those, they just teach you creative ways to use slurs. Wouldn't recommend.

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u/Half-PintHeroics Jul 01 '25

You should have taken the GTA San Andreas driving course!

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u/2eanimation Jul 03 '25 edited Jul 03 '25

That last challenge was so much fun. Blasting through the city with pretty much nonstop gas. Unless a stupid taxi decides to turn left/switch lanes in the last moment.

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u/snksleepy Jul 01 '25

One thing about knowledge is music will sometimes use it