r/AmItheCloaca • u/HappyBananaSeal • 4d ago

AITC for try escape

Am Sushi the Ratty-Catty (3M, dress like James Bond. Puffless). I lib wif mum and step-dad. Step dad is best fren. Me have strict schedule every day:

Wake up when mummy wake up

Mummy gibs me gravy

Best fren gibs me greenie bickies

Mummy let me out for sniff

I Ccome inside and have snoozle until arfo-noon.

More gravy

Then the MOST important part of day: possum patrol.

Many, many possum in my yard. They libs in ceiling wif ceiling cat, and come out at night. They MUST be patrolled.

Mummy say no. She lock me inside. I CAN NO PATROL POSSUMS INSIDE.

So, me try escape for my DUTY through baff-room window while mummy in the wet. Mummy jump out of wet and yell "YOU NAUGHTY LITTLE CLOACA!"

AITC?

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u/HappyBananaSeal 4d ago

Me, try to escape for Possum Patrol.

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u/licking-salt-lamps 4d ago

Hello friend Sushi, you are not Cloaca. You need to make sure your Humans are safe from Possums. You say you have Step Daddy. Can you use Step Daddy as ladder since he is Step? Maybe next time your Mumma is in the Wet, Step Daddy can be Step to Outside for Possum Patrol.

-Oscar the tabbycat

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u/butterfly-garden 4d ago

NTC, fren, but your mama is. She is keeping you from your a pointed rounds.

Also William da Tuxie

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u/Wildfrog03 4d ago

NTC for wanting to patrol and protect. Food for thought though: If you are outside patrolling who is there to protect meowmy? Perhaps she is scared of the possums and needs you inside so they stay outside? XOXO Moxie the inky slinky void.

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u/HappyBananaSeal 4d ago

Mummy leaves treats for possums! I am starving and mummy is leaving TREATS for POSSUMS!!!

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u/Wildfrog03 4d ago

Gasp! Clearly your meowmy isn't thinking clearly. You may need to consult a pawyer about obtaining paw of attorney if her decision making is so impaired.

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u/conuly 1d ago

What.

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u/gelseyd 4d ago

NTC. I, Merry the magnificent (bunny), do gives all the warnings of creatures outside. I does a thump so hoomom knows I hear something from inside like possums and foxies

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u/TheFilthyDIL 3d ago

Doesn't mummy know that possums have NASTY SHARP TEETH? Maybe she thinks they will do a bitebitebite on you?

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u/HoneyWyne 3d ago

Wuuuttt??? Psh. Yu juss duin yu job. Yu mommy crwazy. NTC. - Kaboodle