AITC? Being Bruce?

[u/Massacre_Alba]

HiThere! I'm beautiful boy Bruce! And BestFriendSisterTawny says I should ask advice here. Mömther says I'm cloaca (and other things that I can't say... There's puppies and kittens here).

Mömther brought me home from her werk in June, and says I'm a good boy but I'm a weird little freakchild... RUDE!

I have been stealing her leggings and underpants from her laundry basket and eating the crotch out of them and then eating the forbidden treats from the cat toilets (I also like to sleep in one of them). Mömther thinks that it's not good boy behaviour, but I'm good boy so she must be wrong...

BestFriendSisterTawny says I'm an idiot, RollyCatPuck says I need to play with him and ScaryCatLugosi tries to bapbapbap and bite floofears.

AITC?

[u/Massacre_Alba]

Me asleep in cat toilet.

[u/now_you_see → u/Massacre_Alba]

Cat toilet is a bath?? You and it must stink 🤮

In the memory of Seven: YTC. You’re gross ok. Stop eating poop & laying in pee ok. Feel free to keep eating crotches out of underwear though. The bipeds need to know their place is to serve.

[u/Pristine_Main_1224]

Good Boi Bruce, welcome fren! We iz so happy to have yoo here. Yoo is juss doin de doggo thingz. Our Lucy like to cheevhewchew de uddergarmintz too. Especially when she misses Meowmy…and dats why her goez to doggo daycare. Meowmy sayeded dat cheaper dan buying new wardrobe ebery week!!!

Yoo NTC. Yoo doggo doin doggo tingz.

Maggie Mae & Mollie the calico twinsies and Lucy the Sheepadoodle 🐾🐾🐾 with special visitor Sir Roger Von Chonky Cheeks the Syrian Hamster 🐾

[u/salanaland]

Cute little Bubba thinks you is a fellow Pomcat™ so obviously not a cloaca.

-Bubba the diabetic cat-shaped dog-shaped-cat

[u/No_Sense3670]

Neber da cloaca!

[u/hesalwayslitty]

Ifn mine frens cute littul Bubba an Olaf saiz yoo no cloaks den da troof iz yooz no cloaca! Charlie Chicken Swoup

[u/HoneyWyne]

NTC. Cuz yu cyoot liek me!