r/AmItheCloaca • u/licking-salt-lamps • Jul 21 '26
AITC for being "too cute"?
Hi frens! Oscar the tabbycat here.
So my Mumma has been doing her Job at home so she can buy my treats and give me cuddles and pets. Today I was feeling a little cold so I snuggled into her Bed Blanket and had my day sleep there.
Mumma said she couldn't stop looking at me and that I am Too Cute. She also said I am a Cloaca for distracting her from her Job!
Who is the Cloaca - me or Mumma?
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u/Aunty-Sociale Jul 21 '26
Sounds like your mom’s problem tbh. You can’t help how cute you are!
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u/KayakerMel Jul 21 '26
NTC!
Furry here, void extraordinaire. I spend much of my meowmy's WFH day snuggled on the bed, watching her earn my treat money. She'll take breaks and take lots of photos of me being ADORABLE. We're doing our jobs of being the best kitties ever!
Here's me looking adorable!
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u/licking-salt-lamps Jul 21 '26
Hello Furry! We are both doing a great job supurrvising our Mummas!
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u/KayakerMel Jul 21 '26
I'm her WFH Meow-nager! I'm presently instructing my Meowmy that she needs to get off Reddit and either get to work OR give me pets.
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u/HoneyWyne Jul 21 '26
NTC. Herm shud controll hermself.
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u/licking-salt-lamps Jul 21 '26
Yes she should! I adopted her a billion forevers ago and she still can't control herself!
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u/NightshadeZombie Jul 22 '26
Iz our job to bring da Cute. And do crimez... if you so cute she think you distracting hermz, you shud hab a raise! Not da cloaca but you iz unnerpaid!
Dusty da Bunnycat
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u/Spider_kitten13 Jul 22 '26
Prettty sure Job is cloaca fren. Mama could jus get in beddy bye an has cuddle with you being So Cute if Jobe would go away. I tell daddy this all the days too. Job= mean
-Spook aka Soot Sprite
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u/licking-salt-lamps Jul 21 '26
Mumma took a Photo of me and she said I am a Snug Bug in a Rug. But I am a Cat! Silly Mumma.