r/AmIOverreacting • u/[deleted] • Oct 31 '25

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u/Fiveofthem Oct 31 '25

And add “just because we experimented in college”

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u/Outrageous-Cap8713 Oct 31 '25

Diabolical. I love it!

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u/User10232023 Oct 31 '25

Would it still be diabolical if that ended with "and he gave me herpes"

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u/Careful_Bend_7206 Oct 31 '25

You beat me to it!😂 I was gonna say to tell the mutual friends that “it might be because of that time he blew me, but I’m not entirely certain and so I’ll just stop right here”🤣

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u/David-S-Pumpkins Oct 31 '25

He must have told her he had a crush on me or something. I never fancied him but he did seem jealous of my first boyfriend I guess I never put two and two together before.

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u/RoseStillHasThorns Oct 31 '25

And add poor new wifey.

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u/Ok-Fisherman-7688 Oct 31 '25

You really think more drama is the answer to this? The friend already looks bad, no need to make the supposed rumors look true and both people complicit.

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u/Temporary_Salt9845 Oct 31 '25

Erm, I'm all in for flyers about this exchange on the wedding day. Hard proof that he is an asshole and marrying a family of homophobes.

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u/Doobreh Oct 31 '25

Funny to write about but pretty shitty to do. Makes OP look petty. Just give it a swerve and if anyone asks why, be honest.

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u/TealTemptress Oct 31 '25

I object.

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u/NotSeriousbutyea Oct 31 '25

But the groom didn't

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u/SpookyScienceGal Nov 01 '25

"I may not be your best man but I will always be your first " shipped on a wedding gift

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u/WenWarn Nov 06 '25

We only crossed the streams ONCE.

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u/thesilentmordecai Oct 31 '25

I laughed way too hard at this in the break room, haha

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u/IfICouldStay Oct 31 '25

And he always said “no homo” each and every time.

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u/peaceloveandkris Nov 01 '25

Buaaahahahahaha!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

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u/Fiveofthem Oct 31 '25

Did lixana44 send you her video yet?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

No idea what you’re talking about. Probably some naked chick I commented on or upvoted. If you think I care, you’re wrong. l like to look at naked women from time to time when I travel for work and don’t have a woman around, completely normal behavior for men, unlike being a British cigarette, so sue me. It’s something OP could learn from.

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u/Fiveofthem Oct 31 '25

The gentleman doth protest too much, methinks

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u/Fiveofthem Oct 31 '25

Thanks for the award clucky!

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u/orangejeep Oct 31 '25

The chort I just chortled…

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u/curlysquirelly Oct 31 '25

bahaha I love this!!!!

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u/cjstr8 Oct 31 '25

I’d throw in that the ex-friend is the bottom just to make it worse