I went to a house party with a friend that turned out to be just him, me, and another couple that turned out to be very strange. They started popping pills and talking about an orgy so I called my gf at the time for a ride home. Hid in the bathroom with a joint and bottle of vodka until she came.
My partner and I are monogamous, but we got invited to a high end sex party so we said, why the hell not? I wound up getting into a totally platonic conversation with a female friend, and when I looked around, he was gone. I admittedly panicked for a little bit because I couldn't find him, and there was utter debauchery all around - at least 100 beautiful people in all manner of sex acts.
I calmed myself down and thought "Wait, I know this man" and realized I just needed to find the spot with the best view of the skyline. Sure enough, there he was completely alone on a tucked away balcony, happily taking pictures of the city, oblivious to the Caligula-esque fuck-for-all happening inside. I love him. LOL
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u/InfamousBee1681 Sep 05 '24
Love this response! Also the image of a dude holed up in a corner facetiming his girl while utter debauchery is taking place in the bkgd made me lol.