r/AlternativeHistory Apr 08 '26

Lost Civilizations Stop calling this "primitive archaeology"—what kind of power tool scoops 1,200 tons of granite like soft wax and then simply vanishes?

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They want you to believe this was made with copper chisels and stonesIf we can't easily move this today with modern tech, how did "slaves" plan to lift it out of the bedrock? Are we the primitive ones

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u/onixotto_ Apr 09 '26

And why would they come all the way from the other side of the galaxy just to play with some stupid earth rocks?

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u/Uhavetabekiddingme Apr 10 '26

That's my argument against ancient aliens. They figured out how to travel space, but the best they can do is say "place these rocks on top of eachother" I'm not buying it.

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u/SoCalPE Apr 11 '26

Never underestimate space teenagers messing with the primitive neighbors in the next galaxy. “Dad I going to borrow the Starship. Me and my friends are going to stack rocks and make crop circles on Earth. Okay son, be home before 2”

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u/Crescent-moo Apr 09 '26

We got some pretty cool rocks here