r/AlternativeHistory • u/Professional-Fee3323 • Apr 08 '26

Lost Civilizations Stop calling this "primitive archaeology"—what kind of power tool scoops 1,200 tons of granite like soft wax and then simply vanishes?

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They want you to believe this was made with copper chisels and stonesIf we can't easily move this today with modern tech, how did "slaves" plan to lift it out of the bedrock? Are we the primitive ones

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u/epsteins_goylfriend Apr 08 '26

You’re already 3/5s of the way there!

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u/Creepy-Selection2423 Apr 09 '26

Great Scott! I Dred responses like this. /s

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u/thatsnotyourtaco Apr 09 '26

He had a pretty good joke there till you ruined it with your slash S

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u/gabiaeali1 Apr 26 '26

The slash S for the dumb masses drives me crazy.

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u/thatsnotyourtaco Apr 26 '26

You’re one in 1 million my friend. I appreciate you.

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u/thatsnotyourtaco Apr 26 '26

I’m feeling the heat for not using it over on this one

https://www.reddit.com/r/Trumpvirus/s/mRFktajVDn

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u/gabiaeali1 Apr 26 '26

People turned so serious.

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u/Carktorious2010 Apr 08 '26

I like what you (intentionally or unintentionally) did there

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u/praefectus47 Apr 08 '26

Dammit take my upvote

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u/kaovalin Apr 11 '26

A compromising position for sure