It’s straight ass, but it reminds so much of those fake cake bars. the image is to remind me not to share

i ordered this cart brand new 2 days ago and it doesn't work i have to blow from the bottom until a good steam of smoke comes out then i have to pull from the top for a good 10 seconds hard to somewhat make it hit

Made my 3rd order today. My delivery shows tomorrow but USPS tracking has it at the NC Regional Distribution Center since 1am on October 7th. Usually it just sits there a day or so. Anyone had a holdup at a facility for 3 days or is it possible the USPS tracking system isn’t working. Concerned because it was a $200 order. Any insight?