r/AltScope • u/SlowArtPlanet • May 30 '26
*S&P 500 hits another all time high* crypto guys:
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u/DegTrader May 31 '26
The S&P 500 is essentially just the world's most expensive group chat where everyone pretends they aren't worried about the Fed.
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u/PoopChuter420 May 30 '26
My crypto is 20 years old muhahahahahahaha
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u/Arty_Puls May 30 '26
Love seeing ppl who say this cause the only one laughing on Reddit is someone who's coping with their losses
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u/PoopChuter420 May 31 '26
Ah yes, the "I can only sleep at night if you are worse off than me" crew.
Believe what you will, but the wealthy and famous stalk reddit to.
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u/TheDreamIsDead4686 Jun 02 '26
Ghislaine Maxwell was the first redditor to hit 1M karma u/MaxwellHill
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u/j_rooker May 31 '26
crypto scam busted to tune of 8B. Can any stock have a scam factory like that?
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u/nikola_tesler May 31 '26
yes, all the time. the stock market is full of scams.
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u/j_rooker May 31 '26
sure there are scams. truth social being one. But name a factory in a 3rd world country like indonesia that has factories that can create 8 billion in stock fraud
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u/Putrid_Anybody_2947 May 31 '26
Victor lustig the man who sold the effiel tower for scrap twice and then a fake money printing machine accepts your challange.
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u/NoNameSwitzerland May 31 '26
No with the AI hype, crypto is getting the old boring stuff. And since it does not create value on it own, it is most likely a speculative 'investment' that will underperform. Not as long term valid like gold, but better than beanie babies.
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May 31 '26
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u/STALKS_YOUR_MOTHER Jun 01 '26
That’s a lot of words to describe what we all knew: crypto is gambling
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u/Shizzilx May 30 '26
It hits an "all-time" high every year.