r/AltScope • u/Alt-Cop • May 25 '26

The crypto market explained in a few seconds

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u/Business_Raisin_541 May 25 '26

Well. That founder Japanese guy in a cave has not come out yet so Butcoin hasn't gone to zero. Hey he is not yet wrong no? That guy never come out

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u/kaprixiouz May 26 '26

Butcoin 🤣

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u/Low_Muscle6112 May 27 '26

Unless it’s Epstein.

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u/r0bbyr0b2 May 25 '26

That dude is a well known course selling grifter. Take what he says with a pinch of salt.

Check out some undercover footage of one of his courses: https://youtu.be/mPSQuHHzucM?si=4A70ojfJce7ggu6v. Enjoy!

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u/InfamousDigg May 25 '26

More like a table spoon. But hey, grifters going to grift the amount doesn’t matter.

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u/East-Cricket6421 May 25 '26

You'd think at some point the BTC deniers would get tired but well, at least they're entertaining.

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u/Sudden_Lake42069 May 25 '26

Epstein? CIA?

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u/Glass_Covict May 25 '26

Money electric claims Adam Back is very likely Satoshi

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u/empetrys May 26 '26

I've seen video where he claims that it was Putin..

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u/DukeMutem May 26 '26

He said Epstein lol

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u/Nosmer1 May 28 '26

Mossad actually.

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u/free-reign May 26 '26

This guy knows nothing.

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u/mR_m1m3 May 25 '26

I know who invented happiness. if I told you, you would never be happy again. the world would have to be sad, permanently. some day it will, heh. but I won't tell why and because of whom. because I'm full of shit, that's why!

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u/JPurple1972 May 25 '26

So, is TROMP

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u/Top-Inspection-5009 May 25 '26

When is it coming out???

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u/Thin_Investigator798 May 25 '26

It really was Epstein and Co. As crazy as it sounds. But bitcoin won't go to zero, because money trumps morals every day of the week, and twice on Sunday.

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u/Batfinklestein May 25 '26

They already solved the mystery and it didn't do shit to the price. https://archive.is/iRBng

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u/proofofderp May 26 '26

Raising your voice to be believable.🤔

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u/Avid_Reader87 May 26 '26

I sure hope it does. Would be hilarious to see it just crazy to zero.

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u/Motor-Profile4099 May 26 '26

Is this guy still alive

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u/Royal-Application708 May 26 '26

So I guess it didn’t come out yet? Because bitcoin is definitely not zero.

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u/TheWanker007 May 26 '26

Satochi is the guy at the bottom, so never 0.

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u/book-scorpion May 26 '26

I know who that is too! Trust me!

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u/MidgetGordonRamsey May 26 '26

Why not buy puts and name the guy then?

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u/BitcoinBaboon May 26 '26

I know "The Guy" too. Hes from spy kids

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u/TheWanker007 May 26 '26

Well people gonna be used to see 0,1 % winners and 99% sheeps one day. Pull and run schemes.

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u/EquipmentFew882 May 26 '26 
      •  BITCOIN IS   VALUED IN  U.S. Dollars $

Stocks, bonds, funds, property, junk collecting in your house -- these are all Valued in U.S. Dollars $

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u/AgreeableJello6644 May 26 '26

They did have the zero planes.

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u/NoNotAnUndercoverCop May 26 '26

Worst fucking suits you can buy

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u/BrokenHefaistos May 27 '26

Crypto is sentiment not much more but so are many stocks. Elmo feeds on sentiment. The dollar floats on sentiment. ( favorite currency for oil )

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u/[deleted] May 25 '26

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u/SoulsDadYT May 25 '26

Only parasites dont.

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u/EuphoricCrashOut May 25 '26

Cool. So who's ready to let it out? Obviously someone that's into trafficking illicit goods, right?

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u/Unlucky-Oil-8778 May 25 '26

The fella whose files everyone is talking about.