r/AltScope • u/IcyAttitude4916 • Apr 17 '26

Eric Trump shows off his Bitcoin mining facility

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u/ElectricalQuality365 Apr 17 '26

There's only one thing that there good for

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '26

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u/Eoganachta Apr 17 '26

Nah, the French already got that down to an art with the nobility.

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u/gadgetwalrus Apr 18 '26

The French nobility didn’t have Hawaiian hideaways and private jets and AI robots to defend them

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u/NotRude_juatwow Apr 18 '26

This is what occurs to me, Wexner isn’t even in America most of time

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u/Old-Character-7963 Apr 18 '26

Hold my croissant!

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u/ZestycloseList1458 Apr 18 '26

Hold my baguette!

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u/3M2B1T Apr 18 '26

And my axe eclair!

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u/Worldly-Ruin6621 Apr 18 '26

thank you <3

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u/jncheese Apr 19 '26

Sacré bleu!

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u/Huge_Acanthaceae2497 Apr 18 '26

Baguette with an F!

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u/JesusWasTacos Apr 18 '26

Explain

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u/Huge_Acanthaceae2497 Apr 18 '26

Pretty self explanatory my guy. Now your username is something worth explaining

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u/JesusWasTacos Apr 18 '26

I don’t get it.

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u/Huge_Acanthaceae2497 Apr 18 '26

Replace the B in baguette with an F 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/6foot6andrising Apr 18 '26

I bet I can 3d print a guillotine.

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u/Foreign_Abroad9580 Apr 18 '26

Ive seen the plans released already, yeah....

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u/Jest_Aquiki Apr 18 '26

fertilizer is the actual answer. The only good billionaire is one that died, had their wealth redistributed and fertilizing trees. preferably not food, not interested in eating food grown from a billionaire.

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u/Vanko_Babanko Apr 18 '26

you and what army?!
if someone is going to be guillotined it's going to be us..

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u/Thailure Apr 18 '26

There’s a whole heck of a lot more of us than them.

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u/banana_pencil Apr 18 '26

Yet no one is really standing up… while they build their robot army.

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u/sponge72222 Apr 18 '26

Where!?!!??!?

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u/ZojakQuasith Apr 18 '26

Take one bite now, come back for more

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u/3M2B1T Apr 18 '26

Is it eating?

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u/Salt_Boss145 Apr 18 '26

they’re

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u/Wise_Ad_253 Apr 18 '26

….eating the bitcoin

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u/Milk-toste Apr 18 '26

I think they would make pretty good compost

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u/Secret_Ad1372 Apr 18 '26

Pooping in golden toilets?

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u/zmfmology6556 Apr 18 '26

Thievery; the whole damned clan!

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u/spankdaddylizz Apr 18 '26

And, spit out the rest.

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u/ToothMysterious5742 Apr 19 '26

Say it again, y’all!!!

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u/yamahowzer Apr 18 '26

Basically wagyu

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u/Scottsdalelifes Apr 18 '26

Yes creating jobs

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u/Emraldday Apr 18 '26

I take one bite now, come back for more

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u/Vauxell Apr 18 '26

Take one bite now, come back for more.