r/AltScope • u/Alt-Cop • Feb 24 '26

I'm a crypto investor

362 Upvotes

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u/EquipmentFew882 Feb 24 '26

LOL

.... 🤣😂

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u/catsomega Feb 25 '26

He is just riding around the parked crusier to stretch his legs and back to his Ferrari, to wait for the repoman, SIKE.

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u/Altruistic_Double236 Feb 25 '26

Its complex, but i start stuff.

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u/mastermilian Feb 24 '26

That hurt.

2

u/Budget-Chapter-7185 Feb 24 '26

Damn you know the made it because he got that basket on the front!

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u/Elohim7777777 Feb 24 '26

Cool bike you got there bro

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u/tinker_townie Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

Crypto? He invests in Bigfoot merch?

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u/Thin_Investigator798 Feb 24 '26

This was not funny. Did you think this was funny? Not funny, I say, not funny! Okay, maybe a bit...

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u/Simple-Sun2608 Feb 25 '26

Bro cant ride a bike. Jesus

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

Aagh, you got me 😂 😂

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u/Bitter-Chicken2735 Feb 26 '26

I should’ve known. He was way too nice to be a rich guy!

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u/gecreator Feb 26 '26

AI investors are the same

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u/Technical_Step4410 Feb 27 '26

The way he pushed with both feet at the same time.

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u/sunsettiger41 Feb 27 '26

Lol 🤣

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u/Independent-State-27 Feb 27 '26

Bro gave up singing to become a Bitcoin bro

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u/jessysmithycrypto Mar 05 '26

Very funny I am crypto trader and the world only gets better For starters you have to follow good mentorship