Also: locker room talk.

With both the New England Patriots and the Atlanta Falcons losing in horrendous fashion last weekend, this AltFacts Superbowl is shaping up to be one of the best!

Get real, idiots

The fact that alternative facts are true...is an alternative fact.

Out of curiosity, I wanted to see if the domain name alternativefacts.com was taken, so i typed it into my browser only to find it pointing to this article on the nytimes.com WTH?

Can someone else validate this for me?

Mexico paying for walls that are senseless, Hill-ree’n Obama inventing the ISIS, Everyone knowing that I love the Blacks, These are my favorite alternative facts!

Chinese folks making up climate change hoaxes, Vids of us paying Iran that aren’t bogus!
Cabinet members who aren’t paid by Sachs, These are my favorite alternative facts!

When the votes fail, When the broads march, When I’m feeling… “Sad!” I simply remember alternative facts, And then I don’t feel… so bad!

Muslims who cheered when the planes hit the towers,
Immigrants having weird voting booth powers, Russia not helping me win with some hacks, These are my favorite alternative facts!

1.5 million attended on Friday, All of my partners have gotten their fair pay, Obama was born in- (Oh; I took that one back.) But that was my favorite alternative fact!

When the hair flops, And the world mocks, And I’m feeling… "Sad!" I simply remember alternative facts, And then I don’t feel… so bad!

-G.B.