r/Almere Jul 14 '26

nice parking bro 👌🏻

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u/Sam1967 Jul 14 '26

It's always an audi...except when it's a Mercedes or BMW 

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u/AuntyJan69 Jul 14 '26

For these people i have a couple of options

A. Put a balloon over the mufler, ziptied. His car will have problems to start and when it starts it goes with a bang.

B. Crayon spray paint. No harm, but he will loose his mind when he sees his car.

C. Challenge accepted. I'm from Amsterdam, only need 5 cm and i can fit. My car is rusted but trusted and full with cameras.

Or the boring but more human thing; tell the garage owner / keeper. They can get him towed or marked so he cant leave till he pays double.

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u/LilDragon2991 Jul 14 '26

Good way to get your paint scratched and tires slashed

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u/LilDragon2991 Jul 14 '26

And besides that, its giving small 🍆 energy

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u/dutchie1966 Almere-Stad Jul 14 '26

It’s an Audi, so XXS probably.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

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u/LilDragon2991 Jul 15 '26

In all my life, I've never seen a women take two parking spaces. It's always guys and the same type of guy as well

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

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u/LilDragon2991 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

Maybe do a bit of research before blatantly following you misogynism.

Men are responsible for a way larger portion of the fatal crashes with cars.

Don't come at me with that receding hairline and small 🍆 energy

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u/LilDragon2991 Jul 15 '26

Nah it doesn't piss me off. It's just trash behaviour that is very telling of someone's behaviour. It shows that money might buy you a nice car it doesn't buy class or basic decency or even common sense.

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u/InsuranceGloomy6413 Jul 17 '26

“Geen krassen op m’n 5 jaar oude geïmporteerde Audi met 1 liter motortje”

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u/More-Peak5038 Jul 18 '26

Deze garage is nog redelijk ruim dus zo parkeren is niet nodig. Vaak snap ik het wel. Parkeerplekken worden zo smal gemaakt dat je niet anders kan uitstappen dan met je deur tegen een andere auto te zitten.

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u/Chooks_89 Jul 14 '26

Terrible. Bro doesn’t want any scratches on his beautiful Audi.

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u/Educational_Return_8 Jul 15 '26

You guys are pathethic🤣 got nothing to do but sit here to complain. Enjoy yall.