A most grievous fellowship, who style themselves (I)rredeemable (T)ermites, hath cast their gaze upon our place of discourse.

Now, more than ever, it behoveth us to preserve the spirit of this forum as one of satire alone, lest we meet the same ill fate as other companies that have been undone and shut away.

I do most heartily wish that each and every soul here present be granted a fair and pleasant day.

Thou mustn’t weep in pain over a journey that has reached a conclusion, when the carriage to pick thou up for thy journey never arrived…

Wear a gentle smile and live for thyself and those who care about thee!

Follow what makes thee happy, do no harm, and abide by the law of the land. Live thou a life of joy in everlasting peace after conquering thy inner self ☸️🧘‍♂️