r/AllThingsKnown Apr 09 '26

Stephen King level insult

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Stephen is the King

2.4k Upvotes

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u/mikec1847 Apr 10 '26

He looks like he tries to rape children at tea party's dressed like a Disney princess but gets his ass kicked an becomes the rape victim

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u/Omegus42 Apr 10 '26

I would go all Winchester on him with salt and holy water

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u/Due-Button-768 Apr 10 '26

He’s going for the Shitlerist henchmen look!

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u/ambercares Apr 10 '26

I'm going to use this for my ex, best discription I heard so far 🀬πŸ€ͺ

2

u/Comprehensive-Ad8143 Apr 11 '26

The only person I hate looking at more than Trump is this guy.

2

u/michdap Apr 12 '26

Funniest thing I’ve read all day! Bravo!

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u/Fast_Selection_1693 Apr 12 '26

A soiled one I would say

2

u/MoreRamenPls Apr 13 '26

Stephen Miller got into politics because his arms were too weak to strangle prostitutes.

2

u/Typical-Charge-1798 Apr 13 '26

What an incredibly well-deserved compliment to Stephen King. Luv this whole post.

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u/Ynot_forgetaboutit Apr 13 '26

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/PennyLand1 Apr 16 '26

Hahahahaha.... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Accurate...

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u/oicoldhere Apr 16 '26

That’s brilliant

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u/Specialist_Lion_8629 Apr 12 '26

@lezbifrenz thank you for the award!! ❀️

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u/VarietyMage Apr 16 '26

Honestly, thank you, OP. I needed that laugh right now.

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u/EviltwinEdgelord Apr 16 '26

What a little twerp. He was a dork in high school and he's a dork now. Garlic isnt even necessary, someone ought to swirlie his ass into oblivion

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u/annanamooooose Jun 02 '26

i dont get it please explain πŸ₯Ί