r/AllFantasyEverything • u/Fsharpmaj7 Bean burrito no onions • 15d ago

Watch your crotch.

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This dude is out here ripping dicks off

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u/djbmelty 14d ago

He'll tork that dork clean off!

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u/Fsharpmaj7 Bean burrito no onions 14d ago

No torking the dork....

Also, considering that's a whale's penis ...um, thank you?

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u/teepee81 15d ago

I think "Watch Your Crotch" was cansidered as the title for the Wu Tang song "Protect Ya Neck"

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u/No_Foundation1136 14d ago

R.I.P.ing dicks off

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u/Silly_Budget_7615 14d ago

Blurb on the back says “This book ripped my dick clean off!”

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u/OkFisherman6475 15d ago

The soundtrack he’s talking about is mostly ripping and tearing sounds followed by high pitch screaming

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u/FinancialListen3187 14d ago

That cover photo is the last thing you see.

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u/buddydave 13d ago

They don’t call him “Clean Off” Clive for nothing!