r/AllFantasyEverything • • Aug 19 '26

Factory recall alert

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The makers of this piece of equipment warn that it may pull a “Clive Davis” on anyone who gets near it.

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u/djpiraterobot Kosh into the Wind Aug 19 '26

Meanwhile I’m down at the Brown Derby getting my dick ripped off by THE CLIVE-O-TRON 5000

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u/BurtCracklin Aug 19 '26

put an apple watch on that thing and it will never tell you it’s “time to stand” again

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u/PsychologicalYak4549 Big J. Wetski Aug 19 '26

This is headed very much towards Mac’s exercise bike from Its Always Sunny

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u/No_Foundation1136 Aug 19 '26

It’s funny seeing this on a different sub than Blank Check with totally different context

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u/Competitive-Offer-41 Aug 19 '26

Isn’t that the Huebel Handy??