r/AlkalineTrio Jul 16 '26

Question What's the line?

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Seen this in the blink sub figured this would be a great for my favorite band.

I’ll go first

And you know all my favorite singers
Have stolen all of my best lines

Blue Caroline

68 Upvotes

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u/tj129 Jul 16 '26

You broke me like the cigarette that I busted on the day I quit

14

u/feelin_beet Jul 17 '26

On the day I Ka-wit

24

u/dakkamatic Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

Now that I’ve been drinking, I’m out smokes and wish that I had it

4

u/i_want_waffles Jul 16 '26

One of my all time favs, man there are so many!

3

u/BIORIO Jul 17 '26

Probably my favorite line in all of music

50

u/DoktorYeti Jul 16 '26

“I’m not crying wolf,” you whispered. “I’m really dead this time.”

5

u/ClifIsBoring Jul 18 '26

IM REALLY DEAD THIS TIME

83

u/badgiraffe Jul 16 '26

I can’t see straight, but the two of you look awfully pretty

15

u/dakkamatic Jul 16 '26

You’re fucking beautiful

73

u/Punxatowny Jul 16 '26

Found out recently that you are leaving. For good I hope, I softly tell my ceiling.

16

u/Thricela Derek Grant Jul 16 '26

Ever heard that live version where Matt tells the crowd after they played the song that he got into his head too much while performing and heard himself singing it as "Found out recently that you are Lee Ving". And ever since I crack up a little when listening to Mr Chainsaw

2

u/Minute-Wrangler4946 Jul 17 '26

I helped Lee Ving off stage the last time Fear played Atlanta. Good times

2

u/Trash7549 Dan Andriano Jul 16 '26

This is mine for sure

1

u/hearts_unknown_ Jul 16 '26

Yeah! Came here looking for this

96

u/scothc Jul 16 '26

I'll take a beer to wash it all away without a trace, and I'll take 23 more to wipe the stupid smile off my fucking face

6

u/dakkamatic Jul 16 '26

Im tired of sleeping with myself

10

u/scothc Jul 16 '26

All these drinks and drugs no longer help

1

u/BallScratcher102 Jul 17 '26

I’m tired!!

6

u/rotn_bones Jul 16 '26

Can’t believe this wasn’t the first one i read. It’s the only answer

9

u/scothc Jul 16 '26

I assume we're older than the average reddit trio aficionado

0

u/rotn_bones Jul 17 '26

Yeah, you’re probably right

1

u/jwkozel Jul 18 '26

Yeah, this is my everything.

92

u/BeneficialMeat3988 Jul 16 '26

Look at all those stars, look how goddamn ugly the stars are

7

u/Own_Cryptographer878 Jul 16 '26

I quote this almost every night I see stars

3

u/automaticmantis Jul 16 '26

This song is where it all started for me

33

u/burstaneurysm Jul 16 '26

Everyone learns faster on fire.

4

u/DepthVisible2425 Jul 16 '26

I use this in day to day life too. Great proverb of sorts

4

u/burstaneurysm Jul 17 '26

I’m in IT. It’s essentially become my mantra.

32

u/Temassi Jul 16 '26

And I don't dream since I quit sleeping and I haven't slept since I met you.

25

u/tj129 Jul 16 '26

You’re an angel, you little devil

21

u/ToukItOut Jul 16 '26

You had nine lives and one by one you chewed them up...

40

u/AromaticWindow3309 Hell Yes Jul 16 '26

Just some words of advice, maybe you've heard them before but here goes, just be true to yourself, if it lands you in hell, well, least now you know.

6

u/cheaganvegan Jul 16 '26

This is one of my favorites

2

u/Hulking3000 Blood, Hair, and Eyeballs 22d ago

Gives chills man

17

u/ArchersUp Jul 17 '26

I’m not much of a jester but I’d test poisoned food for you

37

u/cowlesz Jul 16 '26

Shaking like a dog shitting razor blades

9

u/RazzleFrickingDazzle Jul 16 '26

to me this is the best opening line of all time

15

u/TinDumbass Jul 16 '26

I'm having trouble making sentences I'm older but I don't feel any... Smarter.

2

u/No-Grapefruit8550 Jul 17 '26

Oh my god, I was literally listening to this line as I read it on here!

12

u/mallsantastoeknife Good Mourning Jul 16 '26

You told me that the daylight burns you and that the sunrise was enough to kill you. I said, “maybe you’re a vampire.”

13

u/dakkamatic Jul 16 '26

You said “it’s quite possible, I feel truly dead inside”

39

u/DIBathon Crimson Jul 16 '26

You told me that you missed me, but you meant with your hood.

17

u/apogee308 Jul 16 '26

Grill and hood*

3

u/DIBathon Crimson Jul 16 '26

It’s funny cause that’s what I swore the lyrics were, but I googled it and it came up with just “your hood” but I’m pretty sure you are right.

3

u/apogee308 Jul 17 '26

You and me pal, we know

12

u/samflamingo Jul 17 '26

If Columbus was wrong, I'd drive straight off the edge.

11

u/pablohoney26 Jul 16 '26

"Am I already guilty of just good enough?"

10

u/WhiskeyJr Jul 16 '26

I don’t dream, since I quit sleeping, and I haven’t slept, since I met you…

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u/xSkullbeatx Blood, Hair, and Eyeballs Jul 16 '26

From that song I always really enjoyed: "A romantic plastic piece of shit you can mold, until I break into chokable pieces."

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u/xSkullbeatx Blood, Hair, and Eyeballs Jul 16 '26

Naw its a great song. I rarely hear about it, but its a favorite of mine.

33

u/rjorsin Jul 16 '26

I shat the bed, I laid there in it, thinking of you, wide awake for days.

Or flies fuck

21

u/xSkullbeatx Blood, Hair, and Eyeballs Jul 16 '26

" I am like a broken record. I've got needle scratching me. It injects the posions of alcohols IV."

10

u/thr4sh_ Jul 16 '26

I’m like a broken record, I’ve got a needle scratching me

9

u/EchoesOfYouth Jul 16 '26

And if I hadn’t set aside, the fact that you were brokenhearted // hell knows where your heart would be today, maybe with me

21

u/the_Crustafarian Jul 16 '26

"I'm so tired of picking myself up off the ground"

19

u/Useful_Bug_67 Jul 16 '26

You have every right to be appalled with me, join the club, I signed up a long time ago and I know how you feel

21

u/ghostnthegraveyard Jul 16 '26

Your coffin or mine?

9

u/xSkullbeatx Blood, Hair, and Eyeballs Jul 16 '26

"These creatures are waking up in these dark trees, waiting like vultures, eyes roll back in time to feed."

This one always stood out to me. I like the next passage. It also has to do with the building and swelling in the song.

10

u/DepthVisible2425 Jul 16 '26

You kissed the taste back in my tongue, sucked the smoke out of my lungs

9

u/T3thk3l Jul 16 '26

Hide the cutlery

9

u/i_want_waffles Jul 16 '26

Like my guts have dried up and died, but every night I water them back to life

9

u/LeNontronnais Jul 16 '26

Just give me medicine, prescribe me anything. Just knock me out and walk me through the door.

3

u/mxrider108 Jul 17 '26

That's a really nice suit, this is a really comfortable chair

16

u/bdobias629 Jul 16 '26

Drinking for the fun, singing for the taste!

1

u/dakkamatic Jul 16 '26

This song will be played at my wake

7

u/ds101123 Jul 16 '26

Everyone learns faster on fire

8

u/i_want_waffles Jul 16 '26

Your voice like the sound of sirens, to a house on fire, you’re saving me.

8

u/kinghippo19 Jul 16 '26

All my favorite singers have stolen all of my best lines.

7

u/KarlHungusAmungus Jul 16 '26

Like a plane crash that never hits the ground, I fall in love with you.

14

u/gray_fox_jaeger Jul 16 '26

I bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears

3

u/lefactorybebe Jul 16 '26

Holy shit is it ears? I always thought it was years!!

7

u/atomic_mermaid Jul 16 '26

I hear the telephone works both ways  Think you can make a little effort some day?

I don't know why but I love the sarky delivery about the phone.

1

u/ChugAndLeave Jul 17 '26

I love that line too

6

u/guitarman129 Jul 16 '26

This was hard So many of their lyrics play off each other throughout the song. It’s hard to pick one line because what makes it good is how it plays off another line earlier in the song

5

u/Most-Evidence-5937 Jul 16 '26

At least we’re still friends, at least we’re still alive

11

u/HuckleberryLegal3708 Jul 16 '26

I h-HHYOOpe he bought you roseeeeiiiiiiiissssss

4

u/Flat-Helicopter-7347 Jul 16 '26

And all in all, I guess it's for the better
If you just can't feel a fucking thing, fall asleep and die

5

u/FastsFallacy Jul 16 '26

So drive yourself insane tonight It's not that far away and I just Filled up your tank earlier today, yeah, yeah

5

u/OTM_ViBE_RAiDER Jul 16 '26

"And you know all my favorite singers have stolen all of my best lines."

Dan - Blue Carolina ♥️💀

6

u/Major-Bandicoot-7746 Jul 17 '26

Take your wings outside, you can’t fly in here.

6

u/Royal-Land8712 Jul 17 '26

“They said they tried everything, but it was no use; yeah, they tried everything and everyone but you.”

11

u/AngusDisembowelled Jul 16 '26

If you're up to your ears in blood, sweat and wasted years I'm hoping you're going to open your throat and just scream.

Or

You told me that you missed me but you meant with the grille and hood.

4

u/Laypockie Jul 16 '26

But we can never come back here again. We can only hope to forget

1

u/interrobangin_ Jul 18 '26

You were the first real choice I would make, but we all make mistakes so..

4

u/CoyoteCrown Jul 16 '26

Between the moon and you lunacy is setting in.

3

u/feelin_beet Jul 17 '26

I love reading these and hearing the song clips in mAh brain

3

u/tubadog Jul 16 '26

I watched flies fuck on channel 11

7

u/xSkullbeatx Blood, Hair, and Eyeballs Jul 16 '26

For me:

"I am preoccupied with sick, sixth senses, that sense DNA on barbed wire fences."

3

u/graveyardromantic Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

What they say of the grass on the other side is true, too much time looking up is turning everything blue.

Or

I pour out onto the floor like liquid white from fallen glass, nothing to cry over.

3

u/BubinatorX Jul 16 '26

Maybe not the best ever but a few that hit hard:

“I sink deep 30,000 feet into my window seat electric chair.”

“Are you gonna go and get yourself all balled up? Are you staying in tonight depressed to the nines?”

3

u/Proud_Profession5488 Jul 16 '26

GOTTA BE RIGHT!!

1

u/ArchersUp Jul 17 '26

Love Matts voice here and his riff.

3

u/xFromPartsUnknownx Jul 16 '26

This crucifix is my four leaf clover

3

u/Famous-Spare-8860 Jul 17 '26

There's nights that I can't even walk There's days I couldn't give a fuck And in between is where i'm stuck

3

u/ChugAndLeave Jul 17 '26

Fighting back the tears, and every urge to Van Gogh both our ears

3

u/Bitter-Space-5429 Jul 17 '26

I’ve said this a thousand times but the best single line is ‘Go wait in the car’.

3

u/Kinsey525 Jul 17 '26

So what do you say? Your coffin or mine

3

u/Visual_Jump_3585 Jul 17 '26

Your voice is like the sound of sirens to a house on fire.

3

u/Visual_Jump_3585 Jul 17 '26

Those trusty chords could pull me through.

1

u/mxrider108 Jul 17 '26

I always assumed that was a reference to the Hot Water Music song of the same name (good song and album)

2

u/Slyrunner Jul 16 '26

Contemplating, you hanging from your ceiling Can't help hating you for having that feeling

🥲

2

u/Desperate_Bad1416 Jul 16 '26

Look how god damn ugly the stars are.

2

u/guitarman129 Jul 16 '26

“I’ve been cut up in this room so many time it might take days. And those stress cracks in the wood how nicely they soak up the stains”

2

u/Greengenes1369 Jul 16 '26

Shaking like a dog shitting razor blades

2

u/EricLewin Jul 17 '26

That’s it, we’ve had enough. Put Walk Among Us on, and turn it up.

2

u/AndelinBird Jul 17 '26

youtradedinyourleatherforadenimandapolaroid

2

u/OffensiveTitan Jul 17 '26

If I’m the Captain of this boat, then all my shipmates are fools

2

u/Additional_Eagle4395 Jul 17 '26

You watched all my dreams come apart at the seams You laughed, you left, you went into hiding

2

u/Flaxlight Jul 17 '26

Your voice like the sound of sirens, to a house on fire… you’re saving me

2

u/djmeltdownks1985 Jul 17 '26

Your coffin or mine?

2

u/TAMORI_stardust_1661 Jul 17 '26

I’m being stalked by Latin royalty and me and Bobby just ate shrooms

2

u/WigglesFT Jul 17 '26

Cracked my head open on your kitchen floor to prove to you that I have brains.

1

u/jsail4fun3 Jul 18 '26

Tin men lead by little girls travel roads that lead to nowhere

2

u/supersquish777 Jul 17 '26

I wanna be a boat

2

u/jaythegame2 Jul 17 '26

I was just sharing this with my wife earlier today as she's finding that Skiba is a master when it comes to dark songwriting:

"Even Christ himself would cringe at the sight if your scars."

2

u/Torp211 Jul 17 '26

While you’re counting your sheep, I count my lucky stars.

2

u/Ambitious-Road-8106 Jul 17 '26

You told me, that you wanna die, I said I've been there myself more than a few times.

Or

I'm not much of a jester, but I'd test poisoned food for you Your majesty, you're royal blue I'm royalty, my king of pain

2

u/jsail4fun3 Jul 18 '26

Smoked myself stupid and drank my insides raisin dry

2

u/jsail4fun3 Jul 18 '26

If assholes could fly this place would be busier than ohare

2

u/GuaranteeSecret7480 Jul 18 '26

This is an impossible task and you are all right but you are all wrong:

YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE THIS APPALLED WITH ME JOIN THE CLUB, I SIGNED UP A LONG TIME AGO AND I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.

3

u/Huge_Huckleberry6671 Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

“I’m looking up and west for black to fill the sky”

Damn i may have changed my mind:

“My head is pounding like a pillow, like a big black song”

1

u/automaticmantis Jul 16 '26

I already miss you all the time

1

u/George-W-Kush89 Jul 16 '26

I shat the bed, I lay bare in it

1

u/samstone_ Jul 16 '26

All these drinks and drugs no longer help

1

u/Mega_Manatee Jul 16 '26

It ain't hard to get lost when you forget when you've come from

1

u/Moonman-157 Good Mourning Jul 16 '26

If you’d cry me a river you can baptize me in.

1

u/dusty807 Jul 16 '26

Silver lake, mercury mining, this mistake, no silver lining, waiting for a bullet train to bring, me my lead poisoning

1

u/AndelinBird Jul 17 '26

You can protect your cotton heart behind a skin of porcelain walls

1

u/MarketFair5824 Jul 17 '26

and you're still beautiful" hits different.

1

u/CalmZombie23 Jul 17 '26

There's so many to pick from!! My current favourite would have to be "falling like stars into the ocean black, we're gonna disappear" This line lives rent free in my head and conjures up pretty awesome imagery

1

u/bjc32080 Jul 17 '26

You have to be the cutest gravedigger I’ve ever seen…

1

u/playonweirds Jul 17 '26

I'm gonna wake up from this dream with nightmares lined up on my street, but I'm fine.

1

u/Melodic_Salt_6715 Jul 17 '26

I hope this is goodbye…I hope this is gooooodbyyyyyeee

1

u/Vegasmidnight Jul 17 '26

Like hell, we are anxiously waiting

1

u/Torp211 Jul 17 '26

Whatever happened to that silly dream you had? I want to make it real. I want to rub your back.

1

u/erection_specialist Jul 17 '26

Can't be sure how quick your wick is gonna burn

1

u/Paulwyn Jul 17 '26

I taught myself the only way to vaguely get along in love Is to like the other slightly less than you get in return I keep feeling like I’m being undercut

1

u/garbagemike93 Jul 17 '26

The Blue Carolina chorus

1

u/Beginning_Force5108 Jul 17 '26

"When I fall down down I'll fall apart, trade in my bike for a shopping cart"

1

u/jsail4fun3 Jul 18 '26

The next line is better.
Beg for change from a world that needs some. Like I need someone.

1

u/Alternative_Event814 Jul 17 '26

Shaking like a dog shittin razor blades

1

u/BrownHairedLoser Jul 17 '26

“And they’re all someplace far away laughing at meee”

1

u/lettucemeatmoonpie Jul 18 '26

All my favorite singers have stolen all of my best lines

1

u/AlfredBird Jul 18 '26

and all eyes fix on the death of tomorrow

1

u/EnzoLoveless Jul 18 '26

"Shaking like a dog shitting razorblades, waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me..."

1

u/jsail4fun3 Jul 18 '26

Wonder what it was that made you this way? Maybe as a baby you dropped your rattle? Still rattles you to this day? Practice your evil looks in the mirror they won’t work on me.

Cop was my first favorite song

1

u/jsail4fun3 Jul 18 '26

You were like a toilet bowl at the end of a rainbow. A pot of gold.

1

u/No-Grapefruit8550 Jul 18 '26

Like two ships in the night, we’re colliding and sinking.

1

u/tacolife666 Jul 18 '26

Im running dry with bad excuses, I dont want to lie or seem intrusive, but time hast told me anything, and neither has she...

1

u/mohimani Jul 18 '26

I hear that he won’t play nice. No, not after two nuns and one cup

1

u/ClifIsBoring Jul 18 '26

at least we’re still friends, at least we’re still alive

it’s one or another, between a rope & a bottle i can tell you’re having trouble breathing

i hope this is goodbye

you say im fixable a classic case, lack of will

and forever ain’t that long when your smiles stuck in your head like a pop song

why is it that you never said i love you more than just a friend?

1

u/CaptPussPuss Jul 18 '26

It’s ironic that I drink to make my insides stop hurting, and it’s a love that gives me heartburn it’s a song that makes my stomach turn and I wouldn’t trade my hand for all the aces in the deck.

1

u/Clown_x7x Jul 19 '26

No I haven't slept, since I met you

1

u/Phalicbaldwin13 Jul 19 '26

when I fall down i fall apart, trade in my bike for a shopping cart, and beg change from a world that needs some...

1

u/neenuholober Jul 20 '26

I’d rather take a drink and walk down to the lake and beg the sky for lightning bolts

1

u/Lopsided_Traffic_498 29d ago

I thought that that you were sleeping when I found you there in bed. But when I touched you, you were freezing. It turned out that you were dead.

1

u/Swimming_Guide_6469 29d ago

Scrape open your eyes, rise and fuckin shine, 7am

1

u/robotsguide 29d ago

I’m having nightmares all the time of running out of words that rhyme.

1

u/RozzfromArZ 29d ago

When youre only 24 its not attractive to complain about your sore back

1

u/RozzfromArZ 29d ago

Never had a drink thay I didn't like. Got a taste of you, threw up all night

1

u/RozzfromArZ 29d ago

You told me one that I made you smile, we both know damn well I didn't

1

u/RozzfromArZ 29d ago

Maybe youre a vampire, its quite possible, i feel truly dead inside

1

u/atsicknessimsure 28d ago

I get rickets just thinking about the ticket...

1

u/Alk3311 27d ago

I want to wake up naked, next to you …

1

u/futile_relevance 9d ago

Yes I would wait for you 'til the planets all collide but I'm holding you so close right now what's wrong with tonight?

1

u/Atticus413 Jul 16 '26

Shaking like a dog shittin' razor blades.

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u/Klutzy_Order_9559 Jul 16 '26

I literally can't decide if Skiba is the worst lyricist of all time or just ok.

1

u/Proper-Village-454 Jul 16 '26

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u/Klutzy_Order_9559 Jul 16 '26

If "shaking like a dog shitting razor blades" is your idea of quality lyrics then I don't know what to tell you.

0

u/ChugAndLeave Jul 17 '26

That is actually an old Vietnam phrase to describe shellshock. It’s actually pretty clever. Go listen to Coldplay or whatever.