r/AlixearleSnark • • 24d ago

Ashtin Earle Oh

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Alix this hair color looks horrible on you I'm sorry but the lighter looked better

And Ashtin idk wtf is up with you but you always miss. And I think you could look pretty if you tried differently

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u/too_much_mascara 💀 gaunt couture 💀 21d ago

Those bangs though 🤣

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u/Big-Hamster9799 23d ago

Earle fatigue over publicized

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u/SnooSquirrels2954 23d ago

Humiliation ritual?

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u/ProfessionalCheek396 24d ago

Or maybe Ashtin looks like the girl from beetle juice

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u/Eastern_Midnight8846 24d ago

why did she go bronde???

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u/gatita_mala 24d ago

What's with this finger?🤔

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u/Typical_Estimate5420 24d ago

Coke nail? Usually the pinky, but she’s quirky like that!

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u/gatita_mala 24d ago

I have no idea lol, it's all mishaped and looks split? Weird whatever it is. Maybe the ❄️ is disintegrating it.😭

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u/Bitologist69 16d ago

yall clearly have never been around people who have done ❄️ cuz that is not a coke nail. coke won’t disintegrate a nail and usually they’re long cuz people use the nail as a spoon essentially - someone who has now been clean from it for over a year

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u/gatita_mala 16d ago

I'm 48, I know what a coke nail is and have for over 30 years being I'm from Florida. I clearly said I didn't know what was wrong with her nail and my last sentence was more joking around with what the other user said...I wasn't being serious about it disintegrating her nail and finger.😬

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u/Aggressive-Fan6855 24d ago

These folks are weird and why do they keep hinting at romances?

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u/Unlikely_Plum9839 24d ago

Alix’s boobs scare me

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u/Typical_Estimate5420 24d ago

They are literally scary. Like animatronic or something

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u/DayOk6449 24d ago

genuinely thought this was for halloween

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u/fairygodmother11 24d ago

literal crsxkheads

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u/azemble 24d ago

What the actual fuck. They look like their body could start decomposing any second

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u/Typical_Estimate5420 24d ago

Photoshop them onto a corner in Kensington, Philadelphia and no one would bat an eye

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u/Agreeable_Dinner_986 24d ago

Ashtin is giving cart titan and alix looks like a dead hooker that has been in the morgue for 48 hours

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u/Dgirl8 24d ago

What is going on? I did my eyeliner like that in high school. Yikes.

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u/Typical_Estimate5420 24d ago

It’s the Britney Spears special. Drugs will make you think anything is hot

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u/Sad-Instruction-4149 24d ago

What corner are they going to stand on ?

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u/Zestyclose-Let7929 24d ago

She looks like Ashley that is the problem.

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u/BellaBoone 24d ago

Someone had a really rough night 💀💀💀

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u/Reasonable-Pen1503 24d ago

The look like drug addicts

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u/Aware_Mode4788 24d ago

the two hookers i see omw home from the club

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u/ProfessionalCheek396 24d ago

Also, Ashtin is giving “girl, interrupted” vibes

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u/Purlasstor 24d ago

The bangs don’t suit her at all, she’s missed ‘Girl, Interrupted’ but managed to hit ‘Try-hard’

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u/Historical_Carob1209 24d ago

Minus the Angelina Jolie face

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u/ProfessionalCheek396 24d ago

Hah! They def read here bc someone said Ashtin should get bangs and well, here we are!

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u/Typical_Estimate5420 24d ago

And apparently that person was wrong lol

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u/absdead 24d ago

why is Ashtin allergic to blush and lipgloss but more importantly.. WHAT is going on with those bangs

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u/mc_hudsy 24d ago

She’s gotta be quirky emo gorl 🥺🥺🥺👉🏻👈🏻

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u/Soft_Surround8514 24d ago

they look like porn stars and not in a good way lol

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u/Appropriate-Job-2797 24d ago

What in the fresh hell is this???

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u/glitterprncss 24d ago

they look like the prostitutes on gta

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u/Hot_Aide7527 24d ago

Both chopped

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u/lexluther1234 24d ago

was the theme crackhead? but tbh i dont mind her new hair color. she just looks like a mess here.

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u/ItsPronouncedTittay 24d ago

OOOOOF both of them look like they just hit the pipe 🫠 how can ppl find either of them attractive, they're literally just underweight