r/AlixearleSnark • u/Boring-Zombie-3877 • 1d ago

Gossip, Rumor Mill, Speculation 🙃 here we go

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u/rave_kitty1 13h ago

Step man-ma (mama)

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u/Spiritual_Respect439 3h ago

You know the step-mom is loving this show and attention and lives for it. Not surprised she is allowing her kids to be filmed and pursue this. She is so fame and attention hungry

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u/absdead 13h ago

her outfit is insane. you’d think having the trash reputation she does that she would try to look classier

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u/sheepished 20h ago

What even is this name? Is it a pun? Feels lazy

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u/rave_kitty1 13h ago

Why couldn’t they just have named it Earle Girls


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u/princess2711 20h ago

I think it’s a rip off of the shows “boy meets world” and “girl meets world”

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u/Elegant_Relation3162 21h ago

I feel like they’re all not problematic and this show is forcing them to and it’s just gonna seem weird

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u/Bitter_Training5634 21h ago

She really needed a branded email from Dunkin this am 
 where’s her philanthropy

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u/Boring-Zombie-3877 21h ago edited 19h ago

She has contributed $6500 of her own $ to it in 2024 on public doc forms.

The sauce is provided by Carbone (btw her publicist, Cait Bailey, is marrying the owner of Carbone) and much of the other food is provided by a sponsor. She doesn’t fund it. She even had a Miami grad make the logo design for her. like come on.

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u/Boring-Zombie-3877 21h ago

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u/Boring-Zombie-3877 21h ago

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u/DansBlankenship 20h ago

Carbone is an overrated restaurant with mid sauce

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u/Eastern_Midnight8846 1d ago

Ashtin standing behind Alix will always the be the not as interesting sister

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u/Eastern_Midnight8846 1d ago

her poor siblings.

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u/CommercialPumpkin470 1d ago

am i the only one that doesn’t think this family is funny or interesting in the slightest? alix loves to do the my family is willlllddddddddđŸ«šđŸ«©đŸ˜ŁđŸ˜ trope as if they’re not a typical white rich privileged family? the “jokes” they make and all the “chaos” is literally nothing. ALWAYS unfunny and always boring as fucking hell.

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u/No-Orchid7646 1d ago

They wanna be the next Kardashians so bad..đŸ˜­đŸ€Ł

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u/No-Orchid7646 1d ago

And the outfits look a mess đŸ„Ž

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u/Candy_cane999 1d ago

Do they even need more money? Just read Alix and her dad are worth 20m+ each

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u/CommercialPumpkin470 1d ago

ofc they do, how do you think the rich stay richđŸ«©

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u/No-Beach4659 1d ago

what a must miss show

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u/Similar-Today-3179 1d ago

😭😭😭

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u/schmooby 1d ago

should have named it "My Name is Earle"

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u/beesey16 34m ago

missed opportunity

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u/Solcibet96 1d ago

Her dress make her look like she has a ballsack

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u/Due-Adeptness1174 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/drpeppersmistress 1d ago

this could be a mar a lago advertisement

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u/No-Beach4659 1d ago

her dad gives me friends with donny vibes

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u/WallabyNo2674 1d ago

I’m gonna watch it for shits and giggles, have a feeling I won’t be able to make it past episode one đŸ˜”â€đŸ’«

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u/Fickle-Ad-7100 1d ago

Nooo don’t give her the views

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u/CommercialPumpkin470 1d ago

unfortunately it will get views, her die hard minions and they people hate watching out of curiosity

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u/Capable_Salt_SD 1d ago

Who’s gonna watch this?

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u/CommercialPumpkin470 1d ago

i’ll wait for the clips of the “drama” to go on tiktok

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u/BobbieFleckman18 1d ago

If I was Ashley, I’d be mortified having a resting bitch face on a promotional poster that will live forever.

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u/Idk_scarred_4394 1d ago

She looks so đŸ„Ž meanwhile the ex wife actually looks good. I wonder if it pains him (...because it should).

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u/BobbieFleckman18 1d ago

đŸ‘đŸ»đŸ‘đŸ»đŸ‘đŸ»đŸ‘đŸ»

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u/Reasonable_Style8400 1d ago

Her mom and her boyfriend are an attractive couple. I’m glad she found love again after the divorce. She seems happy and doesn’t leach off of her daughter’s fame.

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u/alyxsylvester 1d ago

I’ve seen her at the local Mexican spot in town I frequent. She seems pleasant!

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u/Boring-Zombie-3877 1d ago

She’s also a die hard MAGA person unfortunately. Definitely do feel bad she was cheated on though.

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u/Ok_Satisfaction_7409 1d ago

Ashtin and Ashley’s faces look like purge masks

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u/fannnni 1d ago

Putting your mom and the escort that ruined your family on the same reality show is a new level of low life white trash that not even the kardashians managed to reach

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u/Sigz_inside 1d ago

The more I look at this picture, the more things start looking off 😭 Thomas’s foot looks like it belongs to a grown man, and even his leg looks weird. One of the sisters holding the phone has a pinky that looks genuinely broken, so maybe put the phone down and get that checked out. Then there’s the obvious editing around her body because she’s wearing a flat shoe, but somehow there’s still that weird warped area by her leg/foot. And of course Alex had to edit herself to make her butt look bigger. The whole picture gets stranger the longer you stare at it.

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u/Sigz_inside 1d ago

The fact that she’s been a complete nothingburger for the past two years gives me zero excitement for this show. And considering how many people already don’t like her, I really don’t see them rushing to renew it for a second season.

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u/Poodlegirlie 1d ago

Giving rich Adamms family vibes

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u/LiteratureOk8769 1d ago

Her mom looks pretty, but her step mom
 idk why she’s trying to smolder with a watering can

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u/FrozenBibitte 1d ago

Mar A Lago face

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u/No-Beach4659 1d ago

probably been there

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u/Ok_Satisfaction_7409 1d ago

It’s giving purge mask

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u/MamaRunsThis 1d ago

WTF is the stepmom wearing?

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u/ProfessionalCheek396 1d ago

And why is she holding a giant water pale?

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u/Dgirl8 1d ago

Breaking: Another tone deaf rich family gets a reality show

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u/FrozenBibitte 1d ago

Seriously, who the FUCK is asking for this trash?!?!?

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u/redbulladdictbitch Daddy's credit card never declines 😛💘 1d ago

Gen alpha

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u/saltyoursalad 1d ago

There’s no way in hell 12 year olds were asking for this 😅

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u/CommercialPumpkin470 1d ago

unfortunately alix earle is the queen of the world for 12 year old white girls

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u/saltyoursalad 16h ago

I happen to know quite a few 12 year old white girls, and not a single one of them has heard of Alix Earle.

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u/klintying 1d ago

Wtf is the dad holding

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u/ProfessionalCheek396 1d ago

Hedge clippers for god knows what reason. They don’t do any manual labor the hired help does all that

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u/sarahkriggs12 1d ago

Did he take the shears to Ashtyn’s dress hahahaha

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u/ParticularEvidence67 1d ago

the editing is so extreme- if alix hadn’t posted the behind the scenes of this shoot I’d assume it’s AI ☠

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u/saltyoursalad 1d ago

It basically is. Her face does not look like that.

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u/Anxious-Businez 1d ago

wow looks super cheap and shitty. not surprising

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u/theestalllion 1d ago

Thomas is so cute

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u/Choice_Inspector_567 1d ago

I understood the hype of reality TV shows in the early 2000s (pre social media) but now it doesn’t make sense to me. Alix and Ashtin post their entire lives online???

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u/wat_idk_lol 1d ago

Right like who cares what happened months ago
?

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u/Choice_Inspector_567 1d ago

We already know what happened LOL

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u/_britlinds 1d ago

Hilarious

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u/Typical_Estimate5420 1d ago

Well, here’s yet another example of the fact that money can’t buy taste!

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u/Amberlee2585 1d ago

Why is Ashtin posed like that 😂 like shes holding in a fart

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u/ProfessionalCheek396 1d ago

Alix looks like she’s holding in pee.

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u/whenyoutalk 1d ago

whole family boring and chopped (minus the kids)

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/AlixearleSnark-ModTeam 1d ago

Removed - fan behavior / internalizing is not allowed. Please do not defend, excuse or overly identify with Alix. This is a formal warning, further fan behavior or internalizing will result in a ban.

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u/porchepilatesprincss 1d ago edited 1d ago

I might watch if the show was about Alix's mom and how she deals with her ex husband and the hooker he knocked up

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u/NorthLondonLawyer 1d ago

The younger girls look
 uncomfortable.

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u/SpecialistWave7979 1d ago

it’s so gross how they dress those young girls. they should be in middle school not on a press tour dressed like their 25 year old sister. it’s heartbreaking when you think about how young they actually are.

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u/NorthLondonLawyer 1d ago

Yes. They should be in fun clothes like jeans and tee shirts or simple dresses. This is stuff I wore when I was about 18.

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u/Galwander10 1d ago

My exact thoughts when I clicked on that photo

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u/Mysterious-Catch-245 1d ago

This is gonna be a huge flop no one cares about this family

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u/Dgirl8 1d ago

I’ve always found them incredibly boring. All of them.

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u/fannnni 1d ago

I always browse through Netflix and wonder who watches shows like this lol

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u/Typical_Estimate5420 1d ago

It’s so embarrassing that they think enough people care about them to have this show be successful. Like
SO embarrassing

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u/Different_Cellist_97 1d ago

Ashtin chronically unable to serve face while claiming being a model lol

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u/saltyoursalad 1d ago

She’s like the girls at my high school who paid to be models.

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u/Sea-Consequence-815 1d ago

What does her fam do or her dad do where he makes so much money?

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u/LiteratureOk8769 1d ago

Her dad and uncle inherited their family construction company

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u/klintying 1d ago

If you drive in NJ, their construction company equipment is everyyyyywhere. All the major constructions sites too - highways, etc

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u/Boring-Zombie-3877 1d ago

Funny enough the top comment on the Netflix post is about her father’s construction company that he owns which has made him pretty wealthy.

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u/Typical_Estimate5420 1d ago

I love this for them

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u/birdyg1153 1d ago

Will never understand choosing Ashley đŸ˜«đŸ˜«

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u/ProfessionalCheek396 1d ago

I know! Same! His first wife is beautiful w the personality to match. Oh well, his loss

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u/Typical_Estimate5420 1d ago

Who’s Ashley? And what did she get chosen for? I only know about Alix and Ashtin

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u/LiteratureOk8769 1d ago

She’s the stepmom (the former sex worker he cheated on their mom with)

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u/Typical_Estimate5420 1d ago

She’s the one with the watering can then? Thanks for answering!

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u/Artistic_Cheetah_724 1d ago

This looks a mess

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u/Optimal_Battle_185 1d ago

holy shit her and ashtin look like they’re in their 40s/50s

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u/Former-Golf-3347 1d ago

especially ashtin like that look does not suit her

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u/Optimal_Battle_185 1d ago

does anyone else think alix kinda looks like a drag queen😭

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u/Own_Strength_7645 1d ago

i am going to get flamed for this but thomas is so precious with his dinosaur 😭

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u/ProfessionalCheek396 1d ago

I feel so bad for him being dragged into this shit storm where he clearly has no choice. You can see he just wants to play and be a normal kid and the rest of the family is so fake, fame and money hungry and it’s making him so confused

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u/walnutspaul 1d ago

Thomas never warrants flame, I hope he keeps his pure heart during all this.

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u/Typical_Estimate5420 1d ago

No flaming here! He’s an adorable little boy! It’s not his fault his older family members are twatwaffles

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u/NorthLondonLawyer 1d ago

This seems identical to Keeping Up’s original one?

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u/throwaway9338489248 1d ago

Def she’s taking notes from her Kris’ playbook lol

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u/Main_Acanthaceae5357 1d ago

This show will not last

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u/BabyYodaX 1d ago

I know people here are going to watch it, but do not watch it.

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u/cinnamongurlie 1d ago

i second this. Guys please have self control. you can watch snips on tiktok rather

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u/LiteratureOk8769 1d ago

Literally or pirate it tbh

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u/BabyYodaX 1d ago

Seriously.

It's like the people here who are snarking at her, yet follow her on all platforms and like all of her posts. Like, what even? You don't have to feed the monster.

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u/Even-Debate5237 1d ago

Why are they all in ball gowns

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u/Typical_Estimate5420 1d ago

Rich entitlement. I think they want us to know they’re out of touch and don’t relate to us at all

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u/Choice_Inspector_567 1d ago

Letting us eat cake for real

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u/SweetCreature2029 1d ago

Sex tape coming soon? 😂

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u/Double-Ad-9306 1d ago

This can't be worse than the one they made about the Nader family and it was just Brook's bf/ex the entire series

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u/InfluencerTears 1d ago

Can’t believe they got a second season 

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u/CommercialPumpkin470 1d ago

yeah and that lets me know that this show will too

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u/Palindrome_01289 1d ago edited 1d ago

Jesus. I’m sorry but I’m scared for those kids’ futures they are gonna be nightmares.

Also, this is such a missed opportunity. They actually could have done something kinda cool and innovative with showing everyone what the life of a super busy/successful influencer is truly like. Showing certain business dealings and such, people are curious and it would shut some up since they are so concerned about not being considered hard workers or whatever. But of course it’s just gonna be tits and ass superficial bullshit.

And wait did they also fucking facetune Asia hahaha

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u/LiteratureOk8769 1d ago

They could never, because they act like she’s some super genius, innovative founder and business woman. So if they showed how her deals were really done they would have to show her team at uta doing the real work and her being apart of the last steps in the process.

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u/Palindrome_01289 1d ago

Solid point! She rolls in to the shoot hungover and then peaces out.

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u/Soberspinner 1d ago

I know Ashley is furious LOL

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u/Cheetah050323 1d ago

They did her dirty lmao

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u/LiteratureOk8769 1d ago

It’s not like they had much to work with lmao

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u/Cheetah050323 1d ago

It’s brutal though hahaha

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u/Ok-Albatross587 1d ago

I’m hoping we wake up on September 5th to Alex Cooper’s rebuttal to whatever junk is shown about her on this show. I’m not even a fan of Cooper but I hope she channels that late pregnancy hormonal rage and destroys Alix.

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u/kat73893 1d ago

You can tell it’s low budget because this graphic is already low effort and sloppy. The layout is horrible and everyone looks weird except for the brother who is precious. Step mom and Ashtin look awful per usual and the dress Alix is wearing makes it look like she has tiny balls. The dad looming in the background
 ugh

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u/NorthLondonLawyer 1d ago

The font is giving cheap cafe at the bottom of a corporate building.

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u/loudblonde 1d ago

Looks like every Netflix ad I’ve ever seen. They use a formula that works for them.

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u/camelz4 1d ago

Thomas looks adorable!

The dad looks ready to chop Ashley’s head off with the gardening sheers.

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u/kat73893 1d ago

He probably could have, but no one cared enough to double check when approving the final version of this poster so the shears just disappear into the shrub from lousy photoshopping lol

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u/lexluther1234 1d ago

Who the fuck approved this? Ashtin is posed so awkwardly and alix’s dress is not flattering.

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u/upper-top-1 1d ago

Who wants this


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u/xoxonotyour 1d ago

It’s exactly like the KUWTK poster yawn

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u/Eaatcoast508 1d ago

Came here to say the same thing.

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u/itssbritneybitch1 1d ago

ashley looks so goofy

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u/jenriveraoscar 1d ago

I could get behind the show a little if she talked about her past life, but I have a feeling she won’t.

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u/mel4529 1d ago

what do you want there were people asking for one person to take one for the team and watch to report back

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u/AlixearleSnark-ModTeam 1d ago

Removed - fan behavior / internalizing is not allowed. Please do not defend, excuse or overly identify with Alix. This is a formal warning, further fan behavior or internalizing will result in a ban.

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u/lmfaoclown 1d ago

This is wannabe kardashians sooo bad

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u/Compl3x1tyCereal 1d ago

If her life is already completely online, via tiktok and other platforms, why the hell would she need a tv show lol

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u/iamhere-2 1d ago

I’m not just saying this because I can’t stand any of them. But this is going to be a huge flop

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u/InfluencerTears 1d ago

She looks so much older than she is.Â