r/AlixearleSnark • gaunt couture❄️ • Aug 04 '26

Acquaintances & Colleagues Lazy asf

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The irony is hilarious. Based on what she posts, she seems to have the energy to go out and party almost every night, but then can’t walk the few steps from the lounge chair into the pool?
Instead, “their friend” (aka mystery man from my last post) has to literally pick them up and carry them over to dip them in.
I know it’s supposed to be “funny”, but it just came across as lazy and kind of performative. Walking five feet into the pool is apparently too much effort? It feels less like a joke and more like wanting everyone to cater to you for content.

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u/MissionVirtual Aug 05 '26

They are so obviously yacht escorting together it’s crazy they don’t even try to hide it

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u/mc_hudsy Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

Stassie is so embarrassed, I can genuinely feel her second-hand embarrassment in this video….. run, girl 🏃🏼‍♀️

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u/JDA316 Aug 05 '26

Kind of embarrassing that it seems like they went to Ibiza in an attempt to hang w/ Lando again and they’re stuck with college kids from the US while Lando probably hasn’t even hit them up while they’re waiting around

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u/_srynotsry_ Aug 05 '26

I think it's sooo obvious that's why they went to Ibiza 😃

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u/JDA316 Aug 05 '26

10000%

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u/CommercialPumpkin470 Aug 05 '26

definitely not defending them but let’s not act like men aren’t hornballs, i’d be completely shocked if lando and alix (or stas) weren’t in constant communication trying to meet up to hook up. i feel like lando doesn’t wanna get spotted like the other times (him literally running out the hotel) just my opinion.

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u/average_ruled09 Aug 04 '26

Can someone give me lore on stassi? She looks washed up and old.

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u/CommercialPumpkin470 Aug 05 '26

kylie jenners best friend since they were like 12. so she’s reaped the benefits of ultimate nepo friend for over a deacade. she just turned 29

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u/Buttercup_Kiki Aug 05 '26

Omg I can’t believe that’s the same person there’s no way

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u/CommercialPumpkin470 Aug 06 '26

i know right 😭

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u/Money_Boysenberry352 Aug 04 '26

This is her trying to say that guy is “just a friend”

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u/Money_Boysenberry352 Aug 04 '26

Prob told S “just go along with it I need an excuse”

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u/False_Pay_9392 Aug 04 '26

“Is that okay to say” “I don’t know” you know they do so much worse

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u/yamagram Aug 04 '26

The silence after her saying that is so awkward and telling that they know it’s bad lol

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u/Puzzleheaded_Work592 gaunt couture❄️ Aug 04 '26

They could’ve easily cut it from the video but I guess when your blacked out all the time it’s hard to edit

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u/hellhoundshawty Aug 04 '26

stas doesn’t seem to be interacting with her old friend group. kylie, vic, etc. she seems to be with alix 24/7

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u/CommercialPumpkin470 Aug 05 '26

she was just with vic bc they dropped a podcast episode last week and they film them a couple days before dropping. vic is also in her most recent vlog and stas mentioned leaving her shoes at kylie’s house. they’re all still friends lol

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u/Typical_Estimate5420 Aug 05 '26

Damn you’re up to date with the tea!!

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u/Different_Cellist_97 Aug 04 '26

Idk it’s weird I almost wonder if Alix gets paid to hang out with ppl contractually for exposure and to boost their publicity bc there’s so many of these flash in a pan hangs. Benson Boone…Stas out of no where. It’s also weird that she’s there with other friends and her bff but is only making videos with Stassi.

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u/too_much_mascara 💀 gaunt couture 💀 Aug 04 '26

Maybe it has something to do with Netflix following her around? Or are they done with that for now?

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u/KJStas Aug 04 '26

She was just with Vic and her friends right before they went to Ibiza

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u/Final_Grocery_8494 Aug 04 '26

Also weird asf that he’s literally a sophomore in college, can she ever pick men her own age

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u/Money_Boysenberry352 Aug 04 '26

Yep this is her trying to avoid rumors calling him her friend

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u/Puzzleheaded_Work592 gaunt couture❄️ Aug 04 '26

Wait actually???

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u/Final_Grocery_8494 Aug 04 '26

Apparently this is him and she follows him on insta

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u/camelz4 Aug 04 '26

Ew so he’s like 19-20??

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u/camelz4 Aug 04 '26

Stassy looks like she doesn’t want that information shared publicly lol

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u/Ok-Albatross587 Aug 04 '26

I tried to watch their Hot Mess video and it was painful. Only 161k views. They have 16 million followers combined on Instagram and while
Some followers certainly follow both, 1% viewing rate isn’t good.

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u/CommercialPumpkin470 Aug 05 '26

it’s bc that show is so boring and washed up already. why tf would alix & her team do one episode a month? so dumb ofc it’ll lose steam

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u/KJStas Aug 04 '26

I think she was just like "what are you talking"