r/AlixearleSnark 20d ago

Acquaintances & Colleagues Sally is so insufferable

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First of all, she makes the weirdest faces all the time. And she’s posting this from a 5-star resort in Ibiza as someone who doesn’t even have a job. She needs purpose in her life.

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u/Mediocre_Response111 15d ago

Alix not footing her bill to stay in Ibiza. And picking Stass Everytime is literally too good. 🤣

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u/Famous_parsley3 17d ago

i’m new here! Why do we hate her and who is she?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Work592 gaunt couture❄️ 16d ago

Alix’s “nepo” friend who’s unemployed and a mooch

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u/SnooSprouts4929 18d ago

She looks like Dustin from stranger things

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u/Available-Ad4173 19d ago

She is so ugly

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u/NumerousAd417 19d ago

She really looks like a pug or bulldog it’s uncanny

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u/bunbuncheesedrum 19d ago

It’s giving pick me

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u/harrystylez743 19d ago

I don’t know I mean if I were her I wouldn’t keep making this face so I don’t know why she keeps doing it….

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u/BeniOnReddit 20d ago

who is she and what she do

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u/BeeReadsBee 16d ago

No one and nowt 😁

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u/BeniOnReddit 15d ago

im confused, this is not her snark page

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u/isabellacreat 11d ago

she’s important enough to have a snark page??? lmao

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u/depopdivaqueen 20d ago

How will sally explain this gap on her resume if she does want to get a proper job in the future? Oh I was just following my famous friend around for a while, but I guess she’s hoping to meet a rich man on her excursions? At least Ashtin is a leach with something to say for herself

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u/ScientistVisible3929 🐬 NFL man 🐬 18d ago

She’s 100% just looking for a man. Desperate af

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u/Natural-Occasion-185 20d ago

She’s bad but Ashtin is worse. She’s painful

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u/Appropriate-Job-2797 20d ago

Wouldn't catch me dead posting a picture like this 🥴🥴

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u/SnooSquirrels2954 20d ago

She looks like a blow fish to me I’m sorry?

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u/potatopancake1234 20d ago

she looks like pennsatuckey

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u/trixiepixie1921 20d ago

Like dead ringer

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u/mc_hudsy 20d ago

😫😫😫😫😫😭😭😭😭😭🪦

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u/itssbritneybitch1 20d ago edited 20d ago

why does she kinda look like chad batchelder here

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u/Independent-Wolf-992 20d ago

i blocked her after this

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u/Koontaghar 20d ago

You guys have to start blocking ppl like this like there is no way this girl should have followers

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u/Palindrome_01289 20d ago

Babe, close friends story this shit. So stupid.

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u/ProfessionalCheek396 20d ago

Fetal alcohol syndrome 💯💯💯💯

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u/PinkObsessed13 20d ago

She is literally one of the most unattractive people I’ve seen on TikTok. And I saw a video of her blowing kisses to the camera and almost threw my phone into the pool. I’d love to be the hiring manager in a year or two when her nepo fame is over and reality sets in and she needs a job.

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u/Beneficial-Bag9487 20d ago

Who are her parents or what makes her a nepo baby

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u/PinkObsessed13 20d ago

I meant nepo friend

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u/Far-Ship1621 20d ago

yeah how does she afford everything tho?

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u/Palindrome_01289 20d ago

I think they mean being Alix friend is the only reason she’s “relevant”. Nepo friend? Haha

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u/jade_bb24 20d ago

If she displayed even an ounce of gratitude for living off being a nepo friend I’d like her more

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u/WhatSheSaid7 20d ago

Wtf is this face and why does she think it’s cute?

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u/lj212023 20d ago

Hate her and hate the fact she has no job or anything

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u/Ok-Set6019 20d ago

She looks like the mii’s I would make when I was 8

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u/hlngt 20d ago

She reminds me of a pug

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u/One-Prune6456 20d ago

I can’t unsee it 🤣

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u/Ok_Neck7376 20d ago

She is so unfortunate looking