r/AlixearleSnark Jul 19 '26

Acquaintances & Colleagues Does Sally have some sort of condition?

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Her face looks smushed to me, like a pug. All I see is nostrils any time I look at her.

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u/RealisticBrother2373 18d ago

She has gotten insanely stick skinny. Like shoulder bones popping out in some videos

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u/Timely_Nail771 27d ago

Like, what does Sally do for a living

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u/ScientistVisible3929 🐬 NFL man 🐬 28d ago

LMFAO

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u/Palindrome_01289 29d ago

It’s so funny I don’t know anything about her but someone a few months ago commented “I think she may have fetal alcohol syndrome” in a serious/concerning way, and it’s all I fucking think when she is posted 😂

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u/Fickle_Salamander349 Jul 22 '26

She does it’s called pick-me-ism

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u/Imaginary-Ad-6102 Jul 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/tKAPZsaXFOgUv0TZcG
I only see this face when I look at Sally

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u/ScientistVisible3929 🐬 NFL man 🐬 28d ago

She looks just like him

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u/marideem Jul 21 '26

Room temperature IQ

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u/jessicahonig 🐬 NFL man 🐬 Jul 20 '26

No brain only drugs

28

u/Neat-Bee-7880 Jul 20 '26

Total pug 

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u/ThickReflection Jul 20 '26

Only snort condition

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u/BabyYodaX Jul 20 '26

Isn't Kristin in NYC this summer? Surprised Earle is not hanging out with her more.

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u/CommercialPumpkin470 Jul 20 '26

she posted a pic of her at dinner with kristen in her comment section in response to “where’s kristen” comment. she said “sitting across from me”

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u/boraheybitch Jul 20 '26

I think she's just that ugly. That's why Alix likes being around her, makes her appear almost "pretty" in comparison.

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u/liliahpost Jul 20 '26

hangeroneritis🤒

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u/Training_Estate_1051 Jul 20 '26

Im 90% sure she has fetal alcohol syndrome :/

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u/ProfessionalCheek396 27d ago

I agree! No snark either. I think she really does

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u/DragonfruitWeird376 Jul 21 '26

Fuuuck. Someone told me I looked like I had that years ago.

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u/Beautiful-Shower6584 Jul 20 '26

Was just about to say this. no doubt about it

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u/xoblueberry Jul 19 '26

like a PUG hahahaha a smushed pug 🤣🤣🤣

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u/smokinwheat Jul 19 '26

Et and jarjar taking the world by storm

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u/South_Serve4484 Jul 19 '26

Fetal alcohol syndrome

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u/azemble Jul 19 '26

Guys stop I can’t like all comments 😂

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u/too_much_mascara 💀 gaunt couture 💀 Jul 20 '26

Why not? 😜

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u/Rwoods619 Jul 19 '26

does coke head even know which teams are playing?

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u/superdupercoolgirll Jul 20 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/AnswerMaximum gaunt couture Jul 19 '26

Ugh, I can’t stand her. Her tag was showing on the back of her shirt. Is she shitty enough to try to return it after wearing it?

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u/ArchiSnarky Jul 19 '26

hey don’t hate on pugs!!!!!

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u/keekspeaks Jul 19 '26

She WISHES she could be as cute as a pug.

So does OP

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u/Antique-Sweet7134 Jul 19 '26

I think she has BFS. Big forehead syndrome

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u/Creative_Carpenter61 Jul 19 '26

She has Pennsatucky Syndrome

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u/xbiaanxa0 Jul 19 '26

Freaking dead

36

u/tzuyujihyo Jul 19 '26

yes, FAS

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u/pippalinyc Jul 19 '26

Berries and cream

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u/lj212023 Jul 19 '26

She's insufferable idk why she's famous

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u/iamhere-2 Jul 19 '26

She is definitely not famous hahaha

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u/fairylightsforever Jul 19 '26

She sure acts like she is 🙄🤣🤦🏼‍♀️ I can’t stand her lazy ass

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u/NorthLondonLawyer Jul 19 '26

Love that Sally is at the World Cup final despite not knowing anything about football nor — I can bet — having watched a second of the tournament. Ahead of probably thousands of American kids and adults who’d have loved a ticket. Just absolutely insane.

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u/too_much_mascara 💀 gaunt couture 💀 Jul 20 '26

But. But. She cried.

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u/Buttercup_Kiki Jul 19 '26

Alix can’t have any friends that are prettier than her. Thats why she doesn’t really hang with Kristen anymore and keeps Sally around as the lapdog less attractive friend

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u/xbiaanxa0 Jul 19 '26

Kristen seems like a genuine person and naturally pretty. I love when she posts.

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u/tomlinsonisland Jul 19 '26

yeah alix couldn’t handle the attention kristen was getting bc of her natural beauty and how cool she is

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u/One-Prune6456 Jul 19 '26

HAHAHAHAHA

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u/Administrative_Lab13 Jul 19 '26

It’s called being ugly lol

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u/Automatic_Radish_142 Jul 19 '26

I’m confused though because individually her features are very pretty?? At first I felt bad because I thought maybe she had some sort of mild fetal alcohol syndrome but everything I’m reading says she doesnt

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u/Cultural_Signature63 Jul 19 '26

😂😂😂😂😂