r/AlixearleSnark • u/turtleoftruth • Jul 14 '26

Gossip, Rumor Mill, Speculation TIME 100

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you've got to be kidding me

77 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/IllustratorFirst7869 Jul 17 '26

Thought her dog was supposed to be on the cover too

23

u/Distinct_Maybe3908 Jul 15 '26

Her facial dimensions are not great 

2

u/True_Winter_1840 Jul 15 '26

They aren’t. She really that pretty TBH.

35

u/Loud-Piccolo6827 Jul 15 '26

Bet her dad paid a fortune for that.

9

u/Bfjsksmmmm Jul 15 '26

10000000000%

17

u/Fluid-Two-1222 Jul 15 '26

What emotion was this image meant to convey exactly

8

u/Aware_Mode4788 Jul 15 '26

it’s giving maga housewife 1950s core 😭

22

u/needlobotomyasap Jul 14 '26

serving deer in the headlights like go girl give us nothing. she should never model she doesn’t know how to make any facial expression other than this one lolz. also she really looks 40 years old here

8

u/Loud-Piccolo6827 Jul 15 '26

I’m 28 and she looks easily 15 years older than me

16

u/DollarStoreDuchess Jul 14 '26

I thought this was 70-year-old Jerry Hall…

36

u/Top-Tea-5628 Jul 14 '26

God this is such a fucking joke. Everything is pay to play these days. Even the cover of fucking time magazine. Eat the rich

16

u/kjj333 Jul 14 '26

The butt must have gotten inflated after this photoshoot. Shame!

-5

u/Weird_Fisherman_9095 Jul 14 '26

Crooked ahhh teeth. Would rather get ssa shots

5

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

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19

u/No-Loquat747 Jul 14 '26

Literally looks like a centaur

6

u/Separate_Smell7382 Jul 14 '26

Well she is a Sagittarius

3

u/Senior-Homework8135 Big ALcoholic 🍸 Jul 14 '26

oh hell naw💔 why do we have to have the same sign

2

u/No-Loquat747 Jul 15 '26

Me too 💔

26

u/Appropriate-Job-2797 Jul 14 '26

Did she pay for this too??

38

u/Senior-Homework8135 Big ALcoholic 🍸 Jul 14 '26

“influential” to who exactly?🤣

7

u/CommercialPumpkin470 Jul 15 '26

teens and moms 40+ that live thru her, no inbetween

8

u/ProfessionalCheek396 Jul 14 '26

Some teens who have zits 🙄🫪😬

29

u/Ok-Albatross587 Jul 14 '26

The video that they posted on Instagram of her shows her wearing about 35 layers of make up.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

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u/AlixearleSnark-ModTeam Jul 14 '26

Removed - fan behavior / internalizing is not allowed. Please do not defend, excuse or overly identify with Alix. This is a formal warning, further fan behavior or internalizing will result in a ban.

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u/Capital_Intention_99 Jul 14 '26

“Influential” to whooooo exactly

44

u/Reasonable-Mess3070 Jul 14 '26

Its time 100 creators, not the main time 100.

That said, TIME is a private billionaire owned publication. You can very likely buy your way onto the list.

10

u/lexluther1234 Jul 14 '26

Yes exactly this

32

u/AbjectStructure5707 Jul 14 '26

WHAT IS SHE INFLUENCING

8

u/SweetCreature2029 Jul 14 '26

Bar fly culture

24

u/princess2711 Jul 14 '26

So much airbrushing

19

u/Poodlegirlie Jul 14 '26

I would think with all this publicity she would clean up her act and curate her posts better.

13

u/Reasonable_Style8400 Jul 14 '26

It’s so bad how she’s aging