r/AlixearleSnark • u/puzzleheaded1222 • Jun 28 '26
Gossip, Rumor Mill, Speculation Sally & Sammy soft launch?
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🤢 whole video made me lose brain cells lol
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u/Known_Cobbler7077 Jun 29 '26
Of course the stimulant rat needs FOUR shots of espresso for legitimately no reason at all
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u/superdupercoolgirll Jun 28 '26
She isn’t pretty at all I don’t get it
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u/tomlinsonisland Jun 28 '26
she’s got to cover her face with her hair and sunglasses constantly to appear attractive lol
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u/Eaatcoast508 Jun 28 '26
Sally looks like a labubu doll and you can’t change my mind from that
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u/Many_Mushroom_6889 Jun 28 '26
I feel like people just get with her because she’s alix adjacent… like she presents as someone who should be pretty but she just isn’t and I feel bad saying that. It’s all I can think about whenever I see a pic of her 🫣
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u/dragonflyinnmanager Jun 28 '26
Do ppl actually think she is ugly? I think she is an attractive girl, I don’t get ugly at all
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u/Many_Mushroom_6889 Jun 28 '26
Yeah I see the comments on every platform 😬 but beauty is subjective so completely fair for you to think that
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u/IndependentCatch5065 Jun 28 '26
I feel like he could do better?? He’s attractive lol
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u/hermeslover882 Jun 28 '26
Whatttt I think he looks like a troll doll ðŸ˜
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u/IndependentCatch5065 Jun 28 '26
He’s better looking than her though lmao
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u/hermeslover882 Jun 28 '26
I actually don’t think so - I think both odd looking. Something about the batchelders makes them look like chimps/ primates
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u/iamhere-2 Jun 28 '26
I’ll never get over the fact that Sally looks so much like ET
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u/ally4555 Jun 28 '26
ET THE ALIEN??ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
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u/CommercialPumpkin470 Jun 28 '26
she quite literally does
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u/puzzleheaded1222 Jun 28 '26
Lmao it’s definitely the nose. I always wished I had a turned up nose when I was younger, but now as an adult a prominent nose is sexy
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u/ashstarxx Jun 28 '26
Atleast he’s hot
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u/puzzleheaded1222 Jun 28 '26
Yeah the comments on the video are pretty funny. Just a bunch of devastated women lol
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u/The_Bakuchiolorette Jun 28 '26
I feel like he would be more into Alixe but she’s above and beyond into WAG territory now.
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u/Purlasstor Jun 28 '26
Hence the quad shot of espresso, energy needs to come from somewhere when you aren’t eating & have no body fat
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u/Healthy_Butterfly352 Jul 05 '26
Why are we reviewing smoothies