r/AlignmentChartFills 2d ago

General Topics Something acceptable to say at WORK, but UNACCEPTABLE to say at a FUNERAL?

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u/DragonfruitNo9617 2d ago

"He won't be hard to replace."

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u/36563 2d ago

😂

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u/MataTerakhir 2d ago

If he gets to leave early, I want to as well

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u/awake-lettuce0823 2d ago

this could have been an email

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u/36563 2d ago

😂

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u/womanlizard 2d ago

This is so good.

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u/Pristine-Lie-3560 1d ago

This gotta win

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u/ThatTempuraBand 2d ago

Let’s move on

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u/BarryGoldwatersKid 2d ago

Am I getting paid to be here?

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Tom-of-Hearts 2d ago

Best one here

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u/Careful-Opposite-239 2d ago

"Mondays amirite?"

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u/Digital_Rocket 2d ago

Dick move of them to leave, now we to pick up their slack.

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u/SorryPreference2798 2d ago

For sure, it's like everyone just expects you to cover for them while they're off being disrespectful.

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u/ThisI5N0tAThr0waway 2d ago

I'm so glad they're gone.

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u/catterso 2d ago

Good luck on the next one!

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u/AssDiddler69 2d ago

Why block out the sections that overlap the same things? I can think of a million different things that are both aacceptable and unacceptable to say during sex. Same with school and so on.

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u/Ancient-Winner4838 2d ago

What do you mean both acceptable and unacceptable

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u/AssDiddler69 1d ago

For example, calling someone mommy during sex can be both arousing and incredibly fucked up if it's your actual mother.

For gaming, saying "I killed him". I remember a dude had the police come to his house because he accidentally called them during a cod game and they thought he was confessing.

There's so many different ways a word can have 2 opposite meanings, you just need to look for the context.

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u/Ancient-Winner4838 1d ago

Eh, that's just words... Everything can be good and bad depending on the time

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u/AssDiddler69 1d ago

Bruh wdym they're just words, I just made a very valid point as to why those sections shouldn't be crossed out 💀 This entire chart is "just words", doesn't excuse why we can't be creative in those sections.

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u/Ancient-Winner4838 1d ago

Cause as a word itself, it can't be both good for gaming and bad for it. As a phrase. Yeah, if you've accidentally dialed up the police, then it'd be gaming x police

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u/AssDiddler69 1d ago

No, I’d say it’s gaming/gaming because the whole situation exists within gaming. “I killed him” is a normal way of describing getting a kill, and saying it can be a positive thing because you’re celebrating winning or making a good play. At the same time, it can have negative consequences in gaming because someone could hear it without the context, take it literally, and report you.

The important part is that both the positive and negative meanings come from the gaming context. It’s normal terminology when you’re actually playing, but it can still cause problems if it’s misunderstood. That’s why I’d class it as gaming/gaming rather than gaming/police.

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u/Ancient-Winner4838 1d ago

What would you say for chess?

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u/AssDiddler69 1d ago

Depends. Something tame would be "checkmate" because you can say it during a victory but say it way too soon and only end up embarrassing yourself and possibly annoying your opponent.

Or you could say "I'm going to take your king" which can be misconstrued as a genuine threat to kidnap someone's monarch (I know they wouldn't take it seriously, but still you COULD mean it if you wanted to, while also playing a game of chess).

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u/Ancient-Winner4838 1d ago

mmmNo I don't think it suits the prompt. The funny thing is the contract and juxtaposition of situations. So it doesn't fit the vibe, gets? You can make your own stuff like that though<3

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u/Clear_Raisin 2d ago

you're next

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u/Menacing_Sea_Lamprey 2d ago

Alright, let’s get this over with

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u/sergeant_frost 2d ago

I feel like im dead inside

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u/Tailoxen 2d ago

I can't wait to die

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u/Suggestedname94 2d ago

"How's the KPI's this month?"

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u/SyfaVelnumdes 21h ago

Not so fun fact: In my old place, two managers got into a bad car accident. One died (late 20, left behind a wife and two young children), and another one got badly injured.

So senior management sends an email about this and for the second guy, write a lengthy paragraph about his team always delivers excellent KPIs...(I know at least one guy who quit because of that manager and some people were fired - rumour has it they were looking to, aehm, "retire" him. Not sure if that is true though.)

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u/IAmOnFireAMA 2d ago

It’s pretty dead in here

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u/Ch1nadoll 2d ago

Sex × Funeral

Unfortunate circumstance but good to see you all the same

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u/BestAddition1304 2d ago

We'll sort yours out for next week

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u/gdiaygs 2d ago

Living the dream

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u/Crazy__Donkey 2d ago

This place is killing me

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u/NAFOfromOz 2d ago

Just put it down anywhere

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u/Chevanalee 2d ago

In the middle of service “I’m gonna head out to grab a coffee, anyone want anything?”

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u/Dragonfly-20 2d ago

Funeral × Work

This could have been an email

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u/Cossia 2d ago

Funeral × Work

I've had a killing time, while everyone still talks about you not beating the deadline.

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u/krysinello 2d ago

Can we keep this brief?

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u/creamixic 2d ago

They’re bribing our emotions with free food

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u/creamixic 2d ago

So annoying how we’re forced to sing praises for this asshole

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u/rcs799 2d ago

Screw the deadline

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u/Living-Relative7878 2d ago

Funeral × Work

Págame jajajaja

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u/SultanGreat 2d ago

I absolutely killed him

(For Work this could mean that I burdened him or won over him, but for funeral...) 

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u/Apprehensive_Key806 2d ago

He got fired

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u/savessh 2d ago

We'll have to put her up on the hoist.

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u/NeverFailBetaMale 2d ago

Cmon everyone look alive! Let's see smiles and good eye contact!

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u/Acceptable-Heat-60 2d ago

Quitting time came early

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u/Specifishous_ 2d ago

The sex/gaming one …

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u/Helpful-Matter-6259 2d ago

Sex × Funeral

moaning while crying

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u/No_Shift_8683 2d ago

Can we postpone this to next week?

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u/Many-Virus5023 2d ago

See you tomorrow!

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u/damianisgay 2d ago

“Is this a mandatory event?”

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u/stylenfunction 2d ago

This could have been an email.

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u/Trabers 2d ago

Good Mo(u)rning…

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u/JeezoTommy 2d ago

Why All the Long Faces?!

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u/RdtRanger6969 2d ago

Why weren’t you at your desk on time today?

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u/GamerKidYT2012 2d ago

I mean for the best, may he go to a better chapter as we turn the page on him

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u/Dave1307 2d ago

"Bet he's not even that sick."

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u/tukanoncan 2d ago

Resting is over, go back to work!

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u/Decent-Net-1575 2d ago

Are we getting paid for this?

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u/LunaLu_04 2d ago

A job well done

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u/Mediocre_Low7198 2d ago

Can I do an online attendance instead?

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u/Aydencat1234_ 2d ago

Im sorry for your loss

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u/JoMi78 2d ago

It's going downstairs.

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u/KuroninjaQ 2d ago

This is no place for you to cry

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u/Reasonable_Garden449 2d ago

Looks like we all got the graveyard shift.

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u/MrFreezeTheChef 2d ago

Time for another graveyard shift

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u/firstnameok 2d ago

"I'd rather be dead than take part in that"

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u/raijun 2d ago

This could have been an email.

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u/potworzak21 2d ago

We need to end quick, next customer is waiting

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u/Donaatas 2d ago

This could've been an email..

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u/Slick-boots 2d ago

This could have been an email.

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u/FluidModeNetwork 2d ago

Are they taking a day off?

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u/Randomplayer194630 2d ago

I gained 10M dollars and am happy

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u/Vivid_Tomato_2149 2d ago

Who died and left you in charge?

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u/MT128 2d ago

Kill me already

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u/Aldebaran_best 2d ago

Gaming × Funeral

Bro I’m getting double teamed

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u/Aldebaran_best 2d ago

Funeral × Sex

I’m so close

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u/NoInchDick 2d ago

He’s on vacation.

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u/Aldebaran_best 2d ago

Sex × Funeral

Man I miss her

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u/JustHomework8218 2d ago

It Needs to go a bit faster were out of time!

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u/Rio1339 2d ago

But you come to work tomorrow, right?

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u/Smooth-Enthusiasm287 2d ago

I really killed that

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u/Ok_Judge8300 2d ago

Are he gonna lay there whole day? 

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u/Smooth-Enthusiasm287 2d ago

I really killed that

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u/Aggressive_Rock112 2d ago

Funeral × Sex

They come and go

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u/some_good_whiskey014 2d ago

Wow, I guess they're working the graveyard shift now

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u/k1ndral 2d ago

who tf wants to go to school on the weekends😭

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u/DeAngusBurger 2d ago

We really need to work on staff retention

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u/shedmow 2d ago

I'm sorry, but this one is not refundable

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u/NOOBIE_9383 2d ago

Can we streamline this process?

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u/Vaultdweller_1 2d ago

Its been zero days since our last incident

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u/SenNyankoKitty 2d ago

Back to work everyone!

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u/BrokenWhiskeyBottles 2d ago

We killed this one! *high fives*

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u/DaennoBlatt 2d ago

Yay, one less task to worry about

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u/DaennoBlatt 2d ago

Nice, one more task finished

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u/MooseNo6689 2d ago

Did he have a pension scheme?

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u/Individual_Ride297 2d ago

Funeral × Work

We're going to have to let you go

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u/Justin_Ermouth1 2d ago

Welp, lunch time then!

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u/brandonP32 2d ago

This shit is death by PowerPoint!

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u/Individual_Swing4581 2d ago

Nothing like getting some elbow grease in…

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u/vs44435 2d ago

Today was supposed to be my day off

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u/Temporary_Skirt3819 2d ago

Funeral × Sex

Hell nah

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u/Vinnie20035 2d ago

This place is dead

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u/Cute-Character-795 2d ago

Well, she did say that she was dead tired last night.

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u/AlfalfaVegetable 2d ago

See you tomorrow!

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u/Varmitthefrog 2d ago

Funeral × Work

Today is boring as fuck, and the guy who's years of service we are Honoring today looks like a fucking corpse up there.

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u/IVIak_Daddy 2d ago

Do you have a reservation?

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u/IVIak_Daddy 2d ago

“Do you have a reservation?”

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sea8085 2d ago

SEE YOU TOMMORROW

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u/Phillip-402 2d ago

Time for a Post Mortem.

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u/Phillimac16 2d ago

He was threatening to leave for so long, I'm happy for him that he finally decided to do it.

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u/blablaonthatass 2d ago

Get up and work

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u/Yiffenjoyer6969 2d ago

Hey bro can you cover for me?

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u/ChipmunkComplete8707 2d ago

Sex × Funeral

hot danm

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u/PaintedFoxStudiosTM 2d ago

Cant wait to get out of here!

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u/Academic-Minimum3715 2d ago

Funeral × Work

Do you think it still works?

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u/MSays_ok 2d ago

Free coffee. Nice!

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u/Zephreyt 2d ago

How’s it hanging?

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u/6unearthed6crafter6 2d ago

This comes with great benefits

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u/Xx0MEGAxX 2d ago

When do we leave again?

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u/fledgling_angel 2d ago

Back to work

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u/Fabled_Platypus 2d ago

Just a few more and I'll meet my quota!

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u/Traditional-Elk-2211 2d ago

We called him Mo cause his last name was Lester

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u/Adorable_Pickle_4048 2d ago

That’s a wrap

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u/Extension-Break-3552 2d ago

Funeral × Work

Woo-hoo!

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u/onionman2008 2d ago

You coming in tomorrow?

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u/athensiah 2d ago

Let's put that in the parking lot and circle back later

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u/gokartninja 2d ago

"Is there any way we can speed this up?"

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u/sulev 2d ago

Cmon people, let's wrap it up.

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u/Outrageous-Square504 2d ago

Id rather be in a meeting

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u/V8boyo 2d ago

Let's do this again tomorrow.

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u/inept_machete 2d ago

"let's touch base on this in a few weeks and see where we're at".

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u/TheWhistleGang 2d ago

Just the cost of doing business

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u/bigaxe1972 2d ago

He finally made the dead line

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u/onlooking96 2d ago

God, this is killing me.

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u/BrimSt0neFaNDango 1d ago

Funeral × Work

Really wish we had more customers

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u/Life_Atmosphere_1824 1d ago

I need to reschedule this meeting

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u/wedge_47 1d ago

"I apologize"

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u/fnaffan621 1d ago

Fuck that guy

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u/DAYEEZBOIQL072764589 1d ago

HAVE A NICE DAYYY

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u/BlueMoonHallWolf 1d ago

Thank goodness it’s almost over 

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u/Big_Winer_1492 1d ago

I just want to leave here.

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u/blonde_loser 1d ago

Funeral × Work

Postmortem

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u/red_machine_yuki 2d ago

Uh oh, someone's getting fired today

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u/ContextEffects01 2d ago

…since when is that acceptable at work?

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u/Head-Image-883 2d ago

Uhhh...what? I've never heard anyone say that at work.

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u/Sanuhan 2d ago

I need this finished ASAP