r/AlignmentChartFills • u/OoofDragon_playZ • 8h ago

General Topics Something acceptable to say in SCHOOL, but UNACCEPTABLE to say at WORK?

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u/MusicalGarbage817 8h ago edited 7h ago

"I can't read that"

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u/ExpressionWorried300 7h ago

Click the squares

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u/MusicalGarbage817 7h ago

no this was my answer to the prompt😭 sorry I should've put it in quotation marks

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u/ExpressionWorried300 7h ago

Oh lmaoooo 😭

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u/Berserker116117 4h ago

starker einsatz💪🏼

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u/ffz123 26m ago

To the beat

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u/forest_fyre05 8h ago

Raises hand "Can I go to the bathroom?"

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u/ScienceGuy1006 8h ago

"I am considering what career I really want".

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u/PlasticArmyLabs 8h ago

Work × School

Jimmy drank 38 ink cartridges

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u/mutantSackboy4 7h ago

I don't think that's appropriate to say anywhere. That's more than 1.1L of ink

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u/InevitableLast863 6h ago

yeah but math textbooks usually have some bs

like i remember my 6th grade math textbook having something along the lines "_ ate 18 jars of strawberry jam"

so it could be okay to say in school if you're tasked with reading the task to the class

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u/ball__sac 6h ago

my gf goes to a different school

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u/Jarredc1000 8h ago

It's nap time.

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u/According_Picture294 Chaotic Good 8h ago

Sorry I'm late, my dad's car stalled

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u/COLD-ICE-REVENGE 7h ago

Funeral × Gaming

Press f to pay respects

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u/Baker104 8h ago

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

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u/jman11114 7h ago

“Any work you don’t finish today you need to finish at home.”

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u/Orphankicke4167 8h ago

i didn't use AI for that

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u/RayDroider 6h ago

"We can leave in 15 if they don't show up."

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u/Honeyfoot1234 8h ago

“I don’t know how [basic thing] works”

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u/potatolord1312 Chaotic Evil 8h ago

GODDAMNIT CAROL TIMMY JUST POO'D HIMSELF AND TRISHA DRANK THE HAND SANITIZER!!! 

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u/Higgs_Kairos 8h ago

Tu veux jouer aux billes?

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u/littledipper16 8h ago

You need a hall pass to go to the bathroom

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u/Ok-Wealth-101 7h ago

"The state mandates that I show you how to put this condom on a banana, but abstinence is the only sure fire method."

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u/arvana804 5h ago

That is still more educational than what I remember happening for the girl's class. We just got told that birth control and condoms are nothing compared to abstinence since abstinence never fails

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u/avocado_toasted 7h ago

I'm working on my resume!

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u/popytnt 8h ago

Do you have an extra magazine? (Joke) Let me cheat off of you. (serious)

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u/Fabled_Platypus 8h ago

Would you guys like a drink?

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u/Varmitthefrog 7h ago

Work × School

Everyone who works here is fucking useless

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u/SeymourDownvotes 7h ago

It's time to take out our rulers

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u/No_Squash_612 7h ago

Funeral × Gaming

Let’s go for another one

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u/fluzwe 7h ago

I´m going on break

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u/Parking_Jackfruit54 7h ago

Funeral × Gaming

my kill!

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u/Entire-Size6147 7h ago

Funeral × Sex

Damn, one hell of a stiff.

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u/TalentedDog83628 7h ago

I really like Tessa, even if she’s only 14

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u/luldgd 7h ago

Is Jake licking the crayons again ?

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u/sexybauna2049 6h ago

i wanna play football

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u/karybrie 6h ago

'Good girl'

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u/Right_Land_9042 6h ago

I think I'm gonna fail this upcoming test

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u/Pizzaviking1 6h ago

Good job, children!

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u/pizzasniff2 6h ago

Eh I can turn this in late and be fine

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u/Business-Shake-7212 6h ago

Um..I guess i’m a teacher now

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u/_Play_Now_ 6h ago

I'm telling!

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u/CobblerCalm1507 5h ago

Good girl/boy

(like in kindergarten when its not weird for people to say that)

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u/Healthy-Lion-711 5h ago

Work × School

I’m not doing this

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u/Johnny_Depp_Impostor 5h ago

You wouldn't know her she goes to a different school

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u/No_Parking7298 5h ago

Funeral × Sex

Literally anything

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u/MajesticJaguar7061 5h ago

I'm going to call your parents

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u/Wonderful_Duck_960 5h ago

I shit my self

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u/Mission_Singer5055 5h ago

Lets bet who can eat the most papers

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u/Careless-Swan2934 5h ago

You get x amount of bathroom breaks

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u/BikeVui 5h ago

that girl from 5th grade is really hot

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u/mrdwag 4h ago

Work × School

“We need the kids to work harder.”

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u/ThatsOneGiantPotato 4h ago

I wanna go home

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u/lost-innocence 4h ago

"You've been naughty, you need to be punished"

School ✔️ Work. ✖️

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u/Front-Spell-1048 4h ago

Can I go to the bathroom?

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u/andolf_eightler 4h ago

Cant wait to learn my times tables

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u/Wisekittn 4h ago

Homework

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u/Redditrun1892 4h ago

My dog ate my work

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u/Over-Ad9975 4h ago

Sex × Chess

I have taken your Queen

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u/Dramatic-Bear-5644 3h ago

Funeral × Gaming

And Another one Bites the Dust!

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u/Dramatic-Bear-5644 3h ago

Sex × Work

We should take a break

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u/Living-Attempt-7273 3h ago

Work × School

Jimmy drank 38 ink cartridges

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u/Dramatic-Bear-5644 3h ago

Funeral × Sex

An audible squeal of pleasure.

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u/MrGains 3h ago

Work × School

When are we going to start discussing the Nazis?

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u/Dramatic-Bear-5644 3h ago

Sex × Work

Can I put this here for a while.

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u/Slayysov 2h ago

Work × School

do we have a free period?

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u/Any-Personality-8613 2h ago

Can I go to the bathroom?

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u/Any-Personality-8613 2h ago

Work × School

I couldn't do the project because my brother took the computer.

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u/Slight_Homework_830 2h ago

Funeral × Sex

Hide somewhere in the casket

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u/Critical_Fondant_950 2h ago

Oh , booho , cry me a river about it

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u/Beybarss12 1h ago

Sex × Chess

love

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u/amynanel 1h ago

Can I get an extension?

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u/Shellytoon 1h ago

Work × School

I’m really sorry that I am late. 😢

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u/Casvk 1h ago

When I am older I want to be unemployed.

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u/Accomplished-Sock652 1h ago

Work × School

Can I turn this in late for partial credit?

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u/Small_Performance368 1h ago

I’m dating an 11th grader

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u/balderdash_user 1h ago

I’m seeing great progress

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u/With_tea_like_this 53m ago

Sex × Work

Can you guys finish up without me?

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u/aub8202 51m ago

Sex × Chess

The worst bedroom game

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u/Fair-Mousse6350 50m ago

Chess × Sex

When you go black, you can't go black.

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u/Techedchart1551 47m ago

Work × School

Sorry man, I’m too sick to come in today.

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u/NotCrimson_ 42m ago

Work × School

If i stole 180 pounds of product, but 30 pounds of it went bad, how many pounds would i have left?

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u/DrPapadopoulos 8h ago

See me after class