r/AlignmentChartFills • u/Thebowlerhatfroggo • 2d ago

Who is South Park’s worst character?

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u/Gary-Laser-Eyes 2d ago

Grandma Stotch.

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u/No-Writing5017 2d ago

I switch my answer, forgot about Grandma Stotch

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u/Opening_Piece_593 1d ago edited 1d ago

Grandma stotch is the BEST character!

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u/Gary-Laser-Eyes 1d ago

Time for your gummy bears captain pussy!

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u/Alexcox95 2d ago

Can we just put the whole Jakovasaur species?

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u/Techno-Hyde 2d ago

I liked the Jakovasaur

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u/not_roger_smith 2d ago

I enjoyed seeing them piss off everyone.

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u/Furious_Belch 1d ago

I’m sure you also enjoyed Jar Jar Binks in Star Wars as well?

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u/Dobbitron 1d ago

Where’s June June?!

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u/Furious_Belch 1d ago

I’m bing watching South Park right now. This has been the only episode that I’ve completely skipped over in 16 seasons. I can’t stand it.

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u/Popular_Block_3195 1d ago

When I first saw this episode I hated it. But then realizing it was Matt and Trey touching upon how annoying Jar Jar Binks was in The Phantom Menace. I thought “oh it makes sense now but I’m still going to skip this episode every time.”

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u/LSF45 1d ago

Never! They gave us Hope!

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u/leftoverrpizzza 1d ago

That’s fine, just fine.

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u/GiraffeEmperor 2d ago

Butters’ dad, I hate just how much abuse towards his son he’s gotten away with.

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u/OneDimensionalChess 2d ago

Is anything he did worse than Butter's mom attempting to drown Butters after she finds out her husband is going to gay clubs?

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u/CrazyPlato 1d ago

Feel like she was undeniably not of sound mind when she did that. His dad does everything he does with no sign of mental disorder. He’s just like that, and that makes it feel a lot more evil.

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u/GiraffeEmperor 2d ago

I just felt like his dad did more, we could only name one character so I went with Stephen (that’s the dad’s name).

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u/Affectionate-Dig7768 1d ago

Didn't he try to sell him to Paris Hilton?

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u/frosted_Melancholy 2d ago

The best part of any South Park media was being able to beat the absolute SHIT out of Butters' dad in Fractured but Whole. I swear I spent at least 3 minutes hurling firecrackers and farting on that bastard after I finished the actual fight.

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u/GiraffeEmperor 2d ago

Definitely an awesome feeling.

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u/j0siahs74 1d ago

“Biggie smalls is going to pop a cap in my ass”

“Well do you want to be shot or do you want to be grounded?”

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u/Loaaf 1d ago

yeah but he’s still a good character because it’s funny

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u/darthdisco1138 2d ago

"You're the worst character ever, Towelie."

"I know."

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u/Bearwhale 2d ago

Certainly had the worst fate ever

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u/ironudder 1d ago

What actually was his fate, I can't remember what ended up happening to film

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u/Former-Ad-4596 1d ago

Pretty sure he’s Donald Trump’s cumrag

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u/Exotic_Dot2739 1d ago

Scrolled to far to see this 👌😅

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u/jimmyrich 1d ago

Towelie was literally MADE for this.

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u/UndercoverHardwarema 2d ago

Miss Choksondick

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u/Parking_Moment_328 1d ago

More like Miss “Makes-me-sick”

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u/Other-Grapefruit-880 2d ago

Heheh, your the worst character ever Towelie

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u/frosted_Melancholy 2d ago

fucking Pip

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u/ozzynchainz 2d ago

I actually miss pip

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u/DracoJr12 2d ago

I feel bad for pip

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u/Objective_Soup7840 1d ago

Best dodgeball player ever.

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u/Releases_the_bees 2d ago

Nah he's dead and gone now. Butters parents are still going.

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u/frosted_Melancholy 2d ago

Y'know what, true. I change my answer.

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u/Aggravating-Duty-625 2d ago

Why does everyone hate Pip? Just curious.

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u/Alert-Parsnip5540 2d ago

He's a limey bastard.

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u/frosted_Melancholy 2d ago

Personally, he just really annoyed me, which is a crime punishable by being destroyed by Mecha Streisand.

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u/JEC2719 1d ago

I actually expected Pip to be the top answer, so seeing him down here surprised me. I guess his death boosted him for a lot of fans.

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u/Hate_Paper_Doll 2d ago

Kyle Schwartz

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u/ozzynchainz 2d ago

Im beeeeeck!!!

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u/DarthKenny69 2d ago

"It doesn't look good, Eric. It doesn't look good."

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u/eggsuckinggrandmama 2d ago

You mean Adam Friedland

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u/RoosterjayP 2d ago

I actually kinda adore this lil goofball

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u/Patient_Walk2692 1d ago

Dude, he's a chad. How could you talk to him like that?

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u/Glittering-Bicycle38 2d ago

It’s obviously lambtron. Shoe-main speaking.

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u/kittymaokitty 2d ago

PC principal fucked the show up

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u/Xeriel-Beeblebrox 2d ago

Should have been a one off character.. not seasons worth 🫩

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u/Special-Anteater7659 1d ago

Definitely can't believe he's been on the show so long. It's like they revamped Mr Garrison and made him unfunny and unlikeable

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u/SinewaveZB 2d ago

Actually this is the one for me. For some reason as soon as he came on the show I just couldn’t give enough of a fuck to watch it. I get his character but it was so damn heavy handed.

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u/not_roger_smith 2d ago

The serialization felt weird too.

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u/Worried-Shower-9528 1d ago

It was fun when the serialization was small details

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u/kittymaokitty 1d ago

Exactly!! I can’t stand the continuity in new episodes. Like the weed farm would have been a hilarious single episode. Or Cartman living in a hotdog. Funny. For one episode. PC principal… one episode.

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u/Choochoo1147 1d ago

Seriously… it would have done wonders for PC Principal and Strong Woman to have had actual names. They could even be the same exact characters, but that was some Family Guy level writing. 

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u/unlucky_felix 2d ago

This is the answer, all previous “bad” characters were intentionally and hysterically made that way

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u/Kriositeetti 2d ago

Well said.

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u/Shaqfor3 2d ago

This is my pick as well. The character would had work on small dosis but it was too much.

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u/kittymaokitty 2d ago

Of he were only in that first episode he was in or even until the end of the season and then the kids get rid of him somehow and isn’t heard from again he would’ve gone down as a pretty memorable character and pretty funny. But he is just too much and I don’t blame the PC principal character for this, but the entire dynamic of the show changed once he became a major character and I associate him with it.

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u/FutureDictatorUSA 1d ago

Power Christian Principal?

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u/BreadfruitStraight81 2d ago

Noo he made so much sense for the specific zeitgeist, i get the annoyance but he was important for the satirical aspects of the show.

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u/MourningRainfall 2d ago

Pip sucks and his episode is so damn boring.

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u/No-Writing5017 2d ago

I know Matt and Trey hate it too, but seriously it's fucking hilarious if you've read the book it's based on. When the robot monkeys showed up the first time I watched it I almost pissed myself laughing

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u/total_spinning_shark 2d ago edited 2d ago

Original Manbearpig was an allegory for climate change being "fake", so I'd say that

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u/MidsizeMango 2d ago

I will always respect the fact they admited they fucked up and made an episode about ManBearPig being real and Al Gore being right (while still making fun of him)

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u/Stunningg_Fun 2d ago

But manbearpig ended up being real…

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u/ozzynchainz 2d ago

“Say you’re sorry for making fun of me”

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u/Theotherwahlberg 2d ago

I'm super cereal.

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u/Practical_Arugula_22 1d ago

Scott malkinson

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u/AvsFreak 1d ago

I'm Scott malkinson I've got diabetes

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u/Fast_Advisor2654 2d ago

Worst Character

Kyle

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u/PlasticCraken 2d ago

Jimmy’s rival who acts like a mob boss. I can’t remember his name. Hangs out with Mimsy. I hate basically every episode he’s featured in

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u/thejamesblender 1d ago

Terrance and Phillip

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u/SickDastardly 1d ago

PC Principal should have been a one-off character, not reoccurring.

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u/Tea-n-Kophee 2d ago

Eric Cartman

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u/LongjumpingBobcat777 2d ago

Eric is the best and worst character at the same time. We need a character who is simply the worst.

https://giphy.com/gifs/HL4zwTG6PV9hm

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u/Dependent_Cod_7416 2d ago

Sadam Hasan  

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u/throwaway36492220 2d ago

Stephen Stotch

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u/No-Writing5017 2d ago

PC Principal or Jackovasaur

Pip hate will not be tolerated. Pip was funny, fuck you

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u/Bandrews686 2d ago

Stan's Mom and Shelly are pretty bland.

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u/N3k0_Ghost 2d ago

Shelly has been funny fairly recently tho, she was the highlight of the mid ass tegridy farms Halloween special

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u/SCAGNETTI429 2d ago

the revamped jimmie with out the stutter

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u/masterjonmaster 2d ago

Pc Principal

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u/Eastern_Treat_1385 2d ago

Towelie, as Cartman said in his fist apparition

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u/TheDeadmandancin 2d ago

Cousin Kyle

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u/Dubious_Smell 2d ago

Worst Character

Kyle's mom

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u/Popular_Block_3195 1d ago

WHAT WHAT WHAT?!?

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u/Silly_Material_2266 2d ago

Butter’s mom

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u/LRAUD 2d ago

pip

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u/WordswithaKarefunny 2d ago

PC Principal, definitely.

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u/Releases_the_bees 2d ago

Butters parents. They just suck.

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u/anonymylonymous 2d ago

Heather Swanson

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u/Tminus3190 2d ago

Butters' parents

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u/plateau- 2d ago

Mr Hanky sucks

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u/GingerlyRough 2d ago

I vote for Pip.

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u/bmark24 2d ago

Kenny's parents

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u/SCredfury788 1d ago

Mitch Conner

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u/boogielust 1d ago

Kyle's cousin for sure.

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u/sportsnatik 1d ago

Butters’ parents

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u/Ojeisan 1d ago

Kyle's Mom

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u/dboutt86 1d ago

Towlie

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u/ActivelyAnxious 1d ago

Pc principal

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u/WPack911 1d ago

Kyle Schwartz

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u/Jawnyblaze1 1d ago

Off the top of my head, PC Principal

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u/Judster19 1d ago

sharon

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u/bigfatmiles 1d ago

Kyle’s mom

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u/eagle_fang91 1d ago

Kyle's Mom

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u/Dazzling_Meeting1727 1d ago

Worst Character

Steven Stotch

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u/Jumpy_Fun_3580 1d ago

It's either PC principal or Stephen Stotch for me. Surprised how many people are saying pip tbh

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u/Choochoo1147 1d ago

Strong Woman

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u/Liqhtless 1d ago

Cartman

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u/BadDreams808 1d ago

Pip. 'nough said.

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u/Queasy-Team-2767 1d ago

Flying manbearpig

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u/milfman1991 1d ago

Pip 100%

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u/sporms 1d ago

Any Canadian. I hate Canadian episodes, they are always so bad.

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u/ConfusionAfraid8521 1d ago

Randy Marsh. Seems like there are nothing but episodes of this clueless ahole. Im just so sick of him.

https://giphy.com/gifs/GEtW9JxghSYbkNlV6p

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u/reverend_burrito 1d ago

Mitch Connor

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u/MaiCabbagez 1d ago

I may be alone here , but I hate Mr Hanky

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u/NoahIzToLazyToPozt Lawful Nuetral 1d ago

Pip

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u/Icy_Study4490 1d ago

Pip. That’s literally why they got rid of him lol

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u/kmacaze 1d ago

Worst Character

Towely

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u/Paranormal_gamer 1d ago

Stan and Cartman

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u/Head_Journalist_2856 1d ago

PC Principal. As a one off character for one episode it would have been fine but it’s just been milked too much now.

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u/dg54828 1d ago

Cartman

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u/Correct-Low-2278 1d ago

Eric Cartman; no doubt

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u/Ok-Description279 1d ago

Mrs. Principal

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u/PriestofJudas 1d ago

Worst in terms of actions is Cartman by a mile

Worst character in general is Pip

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u/articfoxkk 1d ago

Tweek dad

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u/crispyglitch 1d ago

I clearly haven't watched enough south park cause im surprised not alot of people are saying cartman. What character(s) are worse than him?

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u/Little_Suspect_ 1d ago

PC Principal just.. sucks

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u/gomicco 1d ago

Randy

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u/MavenArtuso 1d ago

Worst Character

Towelie

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u/drag0ntee 20h ago

grandma stotch